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in modern au I think childe would be a hardcore (pro) gamer and streamer - instead of battlelust he just craves murder in League of legends and he also unironically mains yasuo and keeps on dying to the enemy team because he runs in solo for fun
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childe is the one who's clingy at night just curled around zhonglis waist as he's reading and trying to pull him down into the blankets
zhongli is the one who's clingy in the mornings with an iron grasp around childe who has to literally wrestle him off to go make breakfast
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wow my first speedpaint (with audio)
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how i imagine childe and zhonglis first conversation:
zhongli: would you like to know how the liyue citizens tend to maintaining the rex lapis statues?
childe: polish?
zhongli: oh, i apologize. czy chciałbyś wiedzieć, w jaki sposób obywatele liyue utrzymują posągi rex lapis?
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🔶💧 鍾タル
stuck in a box
#zhongchi
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IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT GENSHIN IMPACT?
brb - burn resin, bro
cya - childe yeets arrows
gg - geo god
irl - idiot rex lapis
dnd - died in dragonspine
yolo - yamete onegai lawachurl ojisan
nsfw - not saving fucking wishes
asmr - albedo summoning. miserable results.
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whats childe gonna do?? zhongli doesn't even have to move he just sits there all pristine sipping his tea and all he has to say is "Tartaglia, Behave." and childes immediately already on his knees like this isn't even a contest it's just unbridled simpery twitter.com/pegscaramouche…
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