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IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT GENSHIN IMPACT?
brb - burn resin, bro
cya - childe yeets arrows
gg - geo god
irl - idiot rex lapis
dnd - died in dragonspine
yolo - yamete onegai lawachurl ojisan
nsfw - not saving fucking wishes
asmr - albedo summoning. miserable results.
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🔶💧 鍾タル
stuck in a box
#zhongchi
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how i imagine childe and zhonglis first conversation:
zhongli: would you like to know how the liyue citizens tend to maintaining the rex lapis statues?
childe: polish?
zhongli: oh, i apologize. czy chciałbyś wiedzieć, w jaki sposób obywatele liyue utrzymują posągi rex lapis?
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wow my first speedpaint (with audio)
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childe is the one who's clingy at night just curled around zhonglis waist as he's reading and trying to pull him down into the blankets
zhongli is the one who's clingy in the mornings with an iron grasp around childe who has to literally wrestle him off to go make breakfast
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in modern au I think childe would be a hardcore (pro) gamer and streamer - instead of battlelust he just craves murder in League of legends and he also unironically mains yasuo and keeps on dying to the enemy team because he runs in solo for fun
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"im sorry, zhongli," the nurse whispers as she places the newborn child in the archons awaiting arms. "your wife... didn't make it." breathing in, zhongli took a second to process the words, brows furrowing in disbelief. "then can you bring me the one my wife made?"
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zhonglis and childes character demos are so different like childes had lore and was a bit sentimental with the letter but for zhongli mihoyo was just like. oh yeah we know what the people want. give them pure SEX in an anime amv ohhhh yeahhhh