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YOUR EDITS ARE ALL SO BANGER. here’s a blank version to make it easier for those of you who want to put your fancams on him
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I love how mihoyo had to specifically specify that the chopsticks zhongli gave childe are dragon and phoenix patterned. they could've just said chopsticks but no mihoyo wanted to explicitly say that they are IN LOVE
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alhaitham: what is that
kaveh: this is tartaglia I found him on the roadside :)
childe, dripping blood onto their living room floor: greetings comrade
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Cyno: I just made a playlist for hiking
Cyno: call it my trail mix
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zhongli with a hair bun because I am deprived
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in modern au I think childe would be a hardcore (pro) gamer and streamer - instead of battlelust he just craves murder in League of legends and he also unironically mains yasuo and keeps on dying to the enemy team because he runs in solo for fun
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zhongli confessing to childe via Chopstick Gift has the same roundabout energy as saying "the moon is beautiful" and zhongli thinks that childe is his wife now because he accepted the chopsticks even though childe has no clue
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thinking about how albedo loves drawing people in moments of happiness and even gifts them to the people he drew unsuspectingly when he's done because he believes that these moments of joy should be treasured 😭😭😭 he's so soft and sweet
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we thought childe was a fox before but I can't believe he's actually just also a fluffy cat. he's not cunning at all. all he does is scream at you at 4am for attention and world domination.
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"once you get entangled with mr zhongli, there's no getting away from him at all" just tells me that zhongli is a clingy morning person that holds childe in his iron spoon grasp and childe cannot get up to make them breakfast
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kaeya: raise your hand if you like me
childe: what if I don't like you
kaeya: then raise your standards
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protecting kaveh isn't enough I have to shatter myself into a million pieces and use the shards to build him a palace
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childe, trying to flirt: however flareon is the only fully evolved fire type pokemon that cannot learn solar beam
zhongli, setting down his tea: despite this being a popular belief, as of generation 7, flareon is no longer the only fully evolved fire type pokemon that cannot lea
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anyway I think diluc and childe should be roommates but not the romanticized "oh my god and then they were roommates" no the bleak reality of That Bitch you unfortunately share rent with stealing your canned tuna and playing MCR too loud at 2am
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childe is the one who's clingy at night just curled around zhonglis waist as he's reading and trying to pull him down into the blankets
zhongli is the one who's clingy in the mornings with an iron grasp around childe who has to literally wrestle him off to go make breakfast
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