we must start sucking and fucking at pride parades to scare off the large corporations. they may feel comfortable pandering to the gay community while lobbying against our rights in private but we'll see how comfortable they are pandering to my cock and balls
Heterosexual "I hate my spouse" culture and "parenting is hell" culture can be completely explained by the concerningly large % of straight couples who get married and have kids essentially out of peer pressure
sapphics love anakin skywalker because they would also turn evil and commit war crimes if it was somehow in service of loving natalie portman
what's a meme format where the original is funnier than all the edits? some examples to start
I understand that One Piece is one of the greatest manga/anime of all time and that it is a masterpiece of long-term storytelling that every weeb should at least try to experience but the way the women are drawn in that series is simply too high a barrier to entry for me to cross
What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your pronouns water
L + Ratio + Tucked in + Cozy in Bed + Cuddled up with a plushie
motherfucker this is literally the exact fucking opposite of what happened
conservative women will argue that their husband having complete control of their life and refusing to let them work outside the home or pursue their own interests is "freedom" but a social media site banning them for saying the n word is "oppression" twitter.com/RevSarahLocke/…
love that the tumblr equivalent of getting ratio'd is when your post is so bad that instead of actually talking shit people just spell out "kung pow penis" one letter at a time in the reblogs
One of my beliefs that I have only become more convinced of as time goes on is that in any given fandom, 70-90% of all fandom toxicity can usually be traced back to a small handful of discourse mongers (sometimes just one!) who love picking fights and are constantly starting shit
anti-trans bills, conservatism, and children
being a magical girl is inherently a little fruity
all of american politics can be understood by reading the wikipedia article for "owning the libs"
RWBY fandom makes way more sense when you realize the show actually has two fandoms. One is mostly cishet guy weebs who want it to be Attack on Titan and the other is mostly queer girls w/ mixed feelings on anime who want it to be Steven Universe. They absolutely hate each other
lmao Jojo Siwa really went to her hairdresser and said "I have GOT to look gayer"
Megamind is truly a fountain of memes. "I love you random citizen!", no bitches, penis music, there is no queen of england, this screenshot, who knows what it'll give us next!
This looks like one of the businesses from the opening sequence in Bob's Burgers twitter.com/Brohamulet/sta…
I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that a huge %, maybe even a majority, of parents do not love their kids. They love an idealized fantasy version of their kid that exists only in their mind and will lash out at their kid the minute they deviate from that vision
this might be my favorite bad tweet of all time like this is VERY hard to top