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we must start sucking and fucking at pride parades to scare off the large corporations. they may feel comfortable pandering to the gay community while lobbying against our rights in private but we'll see how comfortable they are pandering to my cock and balls
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Heterosexual "I hate my spouse" culture and "parenting is hell" culture can be completely explained by the concerningly large % of straight couples who get married and have kids essentially out of peer pressure
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sapphics love anakin skywalker because they would also turn evil and commit war crimes if it was somehow in service of loving natalie portman
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L + Ratio + Tucked in + Cozy in Bed + Cuddled up with a plushie
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conservative women will argue that their husband having complete control of their life and refusing to let them work outside the home or pursue their own interests is "freedom" but a social media site banning them for saying the n word is "oppression" twitter.com/RevSarahLocke/…
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One of my beliefs that I have only become more convinced of as time goes on is that in any given fandom, 70-90% of all fandom toxicity can usually be traced back to a small handful of discourse mongers (sometimes just one!) who love picking fights and are constantly starting shit
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being a magical girl is inherently a little fruity
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RWBY fandom makes way more sense when you realize the show actually has two fandoms. One is mostly cishet guy weebs who want it to be Attack on Titan and the other is mostly queer girls w/ mixed feelings on anime who want it to be Steven Universe. They absolutely hate each other
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This looks like one of the businesses from the opening sequence in Bob's Burgers twitter.com/Brohamulet/sta…
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I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that a huge %, maybe even a majority, of parents do not love their kids. They love an idealized fantasy version of their kid that exists only in their mind and will lash out at their kid the minute they deviate from that vision
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Kill La Kill twitter.com/Salamanding2/s…