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Heterosexual "I hate my spouse" culture and "parenting is hell" culture can be completely explained by the concerningly large % of straight couples who get married and have kids essentially out of peer pressure
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this post is the tumblr version of firing off a few shots to keep the rent down twitter.com/FTate05/status…
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autistic people: "the puzzle piece is a terrible symbol for autism and it should be dropped."
allistic people: "do you have a better symbol in mind?"
autistic people:
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Happy 3rd Anniversary to tumblr attempting to ban porn from their website which achieved exactly none of the goals they hoped it would and tanked its popularity while inadvertently making it the most tolerable social media app by tricking all the most annoying people into leaving
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YOU CAN POST TITS ON TUMBLR AGAIN I REPEAT YOU CAN POST TITS ON TUMBLR AGAIN 📢📢📢
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tumblr is the best social media app because there is no reward for having clout on there. on twitter, having a lot of followers can get you a book deal. on instagram it can get you a modeling contract. on youtube you can get millions of $$$. on tumblr you can get death threats
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hot take but I literally do not give a shit if a cishet person writes gay or trans characters. not because they might be closeted or questioning or whatever no. full stop. if a cishet person writes a gay or trans character and the writing is good more power to them
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bdsm is just sex for autistic people. you have a detailed discussion in advance about exactly what you're going to do, you do it, and then afterwards your partner assures you that you did a good job. Ideal neurodivergent social interaction twitter.com/pearltheposter…
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I'm sorry but I'm losing my shit over pretty much every AI inevitably becoming super racist *except* the one that was designed to forcefem people twitter.com/transitracer/s…
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this might be my favorite bad tweet of all time like this is VERY hard to top
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a dude calling himself "Rahul Ligma" standing outside twitter hq pretending to be a fired twitter employee and fucking with news reporters is 1000x funnier than anything Elon Musk has ever said or done
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lin manuel miranda deserves jail time for convincing a bunch of white theater kids in 2015 that they knew how to rap
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this is the most menacing performance of darude sandstorm I've ever seem twitter.com/dauersteiffen/…
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what's a meme format where the original is funnier than all the edits? some examples to start
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One of my beliefs that I have only become more convinced of as time goes on is that in any given fandom, 70-90% of all fandom toxicity can usually be traced back to a small handful of discourse mongers (sometimes just one!) who love picking fights and are constantly starting shit
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apparently in Japan there's an entire sub-genre for lesbian porn that starts as a catfight called "レズバトル" which is read directly as "lesbattle" but pixiv translates as "lesbian competitive intercourse" sooooooo....
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The thing that kills me about Reddit TIFU Bad Sex Music guy is that he's somehow become the main character of all of social media. Like there's is not a single app I'm on that isn't ruthlessly clowning this dude
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gf: "would you still love me if I was a worm?"
California DMV: "DENIED" twitter.com/ca_dmv_bot/sta…
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tiktok offers content truly unlike any other platform in that I have never seen so many people post their own Ls on an app completely unprompted. tiktokers will tell you shit for a couple thousand views that you couldn't get out of me at guantanamo bay twitter.com/aryyyyyyyr/sta…
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Happy Mean Girls Day/Fullmetal Alchemist Day/Madoka's Birthday!!!
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Same thing that happened with "triggered", "gaslighting", "trauma bonding", hell even "abusive"
Actual mental health term
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Used online to discuss mental health
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Overused and meme'd away from original context
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Useless buzzword twitter.com/mollyesbian/st…
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Every so often I think about how the dude who made earthbound is on record as saying that when he was a little kid he walked into the wrong movie theater and saw a murder scene that deeply tramatized him and his goal with making the mother games was to recreate that feeling
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I shit you not this is exactly how lesbian terfs talk about trans men twitter.com/dirtcup_art/st…
Minerva | 27 | she/her | Transbian shitposter. Former YouTuber. RWBY fan (derogatory). Office Bimbo. gf: @frenzyarts. I'm doubleca5t on tumblr as well.