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“Lizard pencil sharpener. When you sharpen a pencil it becomes a frill-necked lizard.” twitter.com/mitiruxxx/stat…
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Daiso is selling a new product that lets you showcase your manga with a little holder that attaches to the end of a bookshelf ledge, so now you can pretend you run a bookstore at home. twitter.com/XIxGXhF7teakyA…
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"Younger sister: He never opens his eyes all the way - could he have an eye disease?💦
Doctor: Nothing wrong with him. He just doesn't feel like opening them.
Sis: doesn't feel like opening them
Doc: He lacks motivation
Sis: Lacks motivation..."
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"The Japan Railways employee coat seems like something an evil organization would wear"
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A squid at the Muroto Schoolhouse Aquarium in Kochi Prefecture spat out a large quantity of ink (墨, sumi) into its tank, leading the aquarium to apologize by writing 「スミません」 and we endorse this dad joke 100%.
(Also that poor ray) twitter.com/murosui_kochi/…
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Hey, remember the subway groper who stopped four Tokyo lines fleeing police?
Turns out he WAS police. The 40s man was a sergeant in the organized crime unit.
When women in Japan tell you cops don't take sexual violence seriously...they mean it. www3.nhk.or.jp/shutoken-news/…
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A maiko (apprentice geisha) wrote a long thread about her victimization at the hands of customers. The user below has translated the thread into English. An important read. twitter.com/glsfrg/status/…
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In the end, his wife accepted his otaku-ness and he made up for it by picking up the detective agency fee and taking her on a Disneyland vacation. So all’s well that ends well ❤️
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BREAKING: People in Japan speak Japanese. More details on this fascinating story as it develops. twitter.com/Humble_Analysi…
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Truly do not understand this obsession with promoting the idea that everyone in Japan is somehow cleaner than everyone else on Earth. Have these folks ever tried to find soap in a public restroom in Tokyo? twitter.com/JoePompliano/s…
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Two years after quitting acting after it came out that he got a minor pregnant, beat her & pressed her to get an abortion, actor Ozawa Ren “apologizes” for his “weakness” and says he wants to restart his career.
He is, as you might imagine, getting his virtual ass beat. twitter.com/occult_box/sta…
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"Trans people, non-binary people, and same-sex couples (including those raising kids) already exist in this society. The legal system simply hasn't kept up. So rather than having this psychological debate about whether to 'accept' them or no..."1/2
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A bunch of people dressed up in dinosaur costumes in Hirosaki, Aomori Prefecture, and raced 50m across the snow.
Don’t question it…just revel in the silly fun ❤️ twitter.com/nhk_news/statu…
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Women in Japan have battled sexist sentiments for years. In 2003, former Japan PM Mori Yoshiro stated that women who didn’t have children didn’t deserve pensions. In 2005, the Minister of Health, Labor and Welfare, Yanagisawa Hakuo, referred to women as “birth-giving machines.”
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“A corner where you can touch the otters, this is just too cute” twitter.com/tyomateee2/sta…
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"Today at the zoo I saw a tanuki who had collapsed in front of a pair of normie lovebirds. Live your best life, tanuki!"
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“I’m here for Coming of Age Day!!!” twitter.com/Katorisenkou_k…
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Yeah, translucent-era tech was cool. What's even cooler is actually crediting @kazzykazycom for his highly-recognizable photography projects, especially when his profile literally says "▶︎Do not repost."
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