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A woman’s husband thought he was having an affair because he seemed so happy & was coming home late from work. So she hired a detective agency…and found out he was just a massive Hatsune Miku fan who was attending 3D concerts and singing her songs alone in karaoke rooms 💀 twitter.com/Miku_miku_pand…
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Nothing quite like reporting on the opening of the Ghibli Park in Aichi Prefecture and having Miyazaki randomly stride into frame like a slightly-more-in-focus sasquatch.
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These are literally just ordinary Japanese words, please stop doing this we’re all begging you twitter.com/TessaRDavis/st…
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Imagine thinking Japanese homeless people don’t exist. twitter.com/DaveAtherton20…
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Footage from Tokyo Trans March 2022, held today.
"We were blessed with great weather - what a perfect day👍"
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In the end, his wife accepted his otaku-ness and he made up for it by picking up the detective agency fee and taking her on a Disneyland vacation. So all’s well that ends well ❤️
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“Tried making a Rirakkuma pancake and the result is a charred corpse” twitter.com/etoriasan/stat…
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“At the conveyor belt sushi place where the customers also revolve” twitter.com/cobalt_kura/st…
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“Climbed Mt. Fuji yesterday and someone there ordered Domino’s Pizza” twitter.com/fatmanairsoft/…
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"After 12 years on Twitter, when I'm told 'the site's done for, time to move elsewhere,' I feel like I enter the headspace of an elder binding their fate to a village bound for extinction. 'I was born an' raised in this village. Can't live anywhere else.'"
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Sagawa Issei, who killed and cannibalized Dutch student Renee Hartevelt in Paris, got away with it, and then made money off of his infamy, has died. Users in Japan are uniformly wishing him the most miserable time possible in hell. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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For fans (推し) who don’t know what to bring to an idol signing event, OP recommends…the cover from your air conditioner? “I haven’t replaced it in over 10 years, it’s where I can always see it, & best of all I can lie convincingly that my idol came to visit (don’t do this)” twitter.com/hangyodonmax/s…
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Weebs: Sexual diversity in Japan is a Western woke corruption!!!
Japan: Here’s a book by author Mitsubishi Junko that documents the history of queer sexuality in Japan since the birth of Jesus
(And yeah you bet I’m gonna read it) twitter.com/Iwanamishoten/…
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Truly do not understand this obsession with promoting the idea that everyone in Japan is somehow cleaner than everyone else on Earth. Have these folks ever tried to find soap in a public restroom in Tokyo? twitter.com/JoePompliano/s…
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The manga SHE LOVES TO COOK, & SHE LOVES TO EAT advertised its latest volume in conjunction with Marriage for All Japan to call for equal marriage rights. The catch-copy reads: “We won’t let this end as just a story”. twitter.com/Tsuku_Tabe/sta…