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“YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE KNUCKLEHEADS.”
@GovMurphy with the mic drop
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💉SHOT AND A BEER🍺
Any New Jerseyan (age 21+) who gets their first vaccine dose in the month of May and takes their vaccination card to a participating brewery will receive a free beer.
CHEERS 🍻
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society if there were 75 New Jerseys twitter.com/UberFacts/stat…
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ok, maryland twitter.com/domojnr/status…
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BAGEL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD #NationalBagelDay
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PIZZA CAPITAL OF THE WORLD #NationalPizzaDay
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is central jersey real?
Yes Yes Yes
👇 👇 👇
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delete ur account twitter.com/nycgov/status/…
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South Jersey, Central Jersey, North Jersey, The Shore
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“I love ur accent. . . say it again.”
“Wooder.”
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this is not pizza this is a cry for help twitter.com/RegionalUSFood…
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If central jersey has a million fans, I am one of them. If central jersey has ten fans, I am one of them. If central jersey has only one fan, it’s me. If central jersey has no fans, that means I am no longer on earth.
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_____________
| the mask |
| goes over |
| your nose |
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(\__/) ||
(😷) ||
/ づ
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Pork roll Taylor Ham
🤝
Wearing. A. Friggin’. Mask.
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you might not be Matt Gaetz, but you’re also banned from New Jersey twitter.com/MattGertz/stat…
OFFICIAL Twitter of the Garden State