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Using forged license plates can land you up to six years in prison. A certain high strung highly privileged member of parliament with five cars bearing forged police license plates probably isn’t worried tho 👀
1127
None of y’all are going to go after them like you did Gerindra or did nobody notice since nobody cares about them?
1128
Mahfud MD is holding a press conference on the creation of a cybersecurity response team. He still maintains the line that there are no classified state information that’s been stolen.
He said bjorka has no real hacking skills, only to let us know that there are vulnerabilities
1129
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Do not ever joke about shit like this at airports, you could end up with a lifetime ban from flying. twitter.com/NewsBFM/status…
1130
Chief of Malang Police, Ferli Hidayat has been suspended from active duty, police announced while 8 others are being reassigned from their posts in relation to the football tragedy. 28 officers will face an ethical hearing soon including Ferli.
1131
Tell me you have no idea how to run public policy for a social media company without telling me
1132
The Labor Ministry might be interested in talking to Koinworks for allegedly granting employees stock ownership plan in place of hard cash THR.
Who the hell knows when the company will go public and how much it’ll be worth? For all we know it could tank like GoTo and Bukalapak.
1133
BMKG issued a moderate to heavy downpour warning for all of Java, Bali and NTB and rough seas warning for Sumatra, Java all the way to NTT over the next 24-hour.
Can somebody get Mbak Rara to do something about this?
1135
We’re dancing with 3,000 all week, huh?
Cases: 6,108,729 (+2,705)
Recoveries: 5,932,089 (+1,973)
Deaths: 156,785 (+4)
Active cases: 19,855 (+728)
Vax 1: 201,740,862 (+2,273)
Vax 2: 169,278,449 (+1,170)
Vax 3: 51,648,769 (+4,742)
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Starting on Monday, the odd-even scheme in Jakarta will include the existing Sudirman, Thamrin, Rasuna Said streets plus 10 more: Fatmawati, Pangpol, Sisingamangaraja, MT Haryono, Gatsu, S. Parman, Tomang Raya, Gunung Sahari, DI Panjaitan, Ahmad Yani.
1137
Cases: 6,143,431 (+5,085)
Recoveries: 5,955,577 (+2,596)
Deaths: 156,865 (+6)
Active cases: 30,989 (+2,483)
Vax 1: 201,994,141 (+27,325)
Vax 2: 169,613,168 (+31,117)
Vax 3: 53,319,158 (+192,201)
1138
PT KAI has indefinitely suspended the service of the Panoramic Train that lets you travel between Jakarta and Jogjakarta with a clear view of the sky through ceiling windows. It was just launched on 24/12.
All those windows, they didn’t see this coming?
money.kompas.com/read/2023/01/0…
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‘We are a non block country,” Sem said.
No, Semmy, we run block parties all the time, we love to block the Internet. Remember Reddit, Tumblr, Telegram, YouTube, even Malesbanget? cnbcindonesia.com/tech/202304051…
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Active cases back to over 50k, 18 deaths today.
Cases: 6,222,788 (+6,167)
Recoveries: 6,014,885 (+4,340)
Deaths: 157,046 (+18)
Active cases: 50,857 (+1,809)
Vax 1: 202,563,389 (+16,721)
Vax 2: 170.,143,379 (+6,768)
Vax 3: 56,449,470 (+24,929)
1144
New cases stayed under 1.5k. Vax hasn't returned to the 2m+ figure we saw last week
Cases: 4,223,094 (+1,484)
Recoveries: 4,052,300 (+2,851)
Deaths: 142,413 (+75)
Active cases: 28,381 (-1,442)
Vax 1: 95,781,773 (+842,556)
Vax 2: 54,441,979 (+785,058)
Vax 3: 975,390 (+6,640)
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Just a reminder that the President and the Governor of Jakarta along with their respective governments were found guilty of allowing Jakarta’s air quality to be this bad last September but they haven’t done anything meaningful about it since katadata.co.id/happyfajrian/b…
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We break 1,000 new cases again, raising active cases to 8,259 as well as adding 14 deaths. 8% overall positive rate, 32.67% PCR positive rate. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1148
That’s some tea from the late Brigadier J’s lawyer 🤯
1149
Indonesians: Speaking Indonesian is easy!
Also an Indonesian:
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A certain celebrity whose car’s license plate registration doesn’t match the car and is currently under police investigation for breaking foreign arrival quarantine has apparently deleted their Instagram account earlier today.
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