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Does the president know how women can get pregnant? Instead of asking women not to get pregnant every year, how about telling men to wear a goddamn condom when they have sex? JFC, FAMILY PLANNING!
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Anybody surprised? inilah.com/8-kapolda-teri…
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If you’re a 29 year old activist, don’t you have better things to do than spraying some teenager online for idol slander in the middle of the night while bringing up your parents and political parties?
What in the world is going on?
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This guy had his car slammed by a train, caused so much disruption to millions of commuters, survived, got out of his car, casually fled the scene and was interviewed by Detik at his home. How?
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Indosiar has agreed to replace a 15-yo cast member playing the role of the 3rd wife of a polygamist in one of its soap operas, the KPI said, adding that moving on the network will only use >18yo for married characters.
Can't the KPI prevent this from happening in 1st place?
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A famous Indonesian designer who makes fashion items using human body parts was said to be a recipient of Brazilian body parts sent to Singapore. Brazilian Police is investigating.
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Indonesia’s coal export ban is about to end after less than 10 days
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BREAKING: President Jokowi said starting tomorrow until Aug 30, Jabodetabek, Bandung Raya, Surabaya Raya and other regencies and cities in Java and Bali can be downgraded from Level 4 to Level 3.
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Jakarta, you’re in trouble. Covid bed occupancy rates
West Jakarta: 50%
Central Jakarta: 44%
South Jakarta: 40%
North Jakarta: 39%
East Jakarta: 17%
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Wonosari General Hospital has clarified that the person who recorded an inappropriate video at their hospital, which went viral, was not an employee but a medical student on residency
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It’s yet another record breaking day for new cases, recoveries, and deaths. Vax numbers over a million.
Cases: 2,345,018 (+31,189)
Recoveries: 1,958,553 (+15,863)
Deaths: 61,868 (+728)
Active cases: 324,597 (+14,598)
Vax 1: 33,176,029 (+873,761)
Vax 2: 14,267,980 (+232,046)
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The beloved former spokesman for Covid-19 mitigation Achmad Yurianto is reportedly undergoing treatment for colon cancer. He now serves as BPJS Kesehatan supervisory board member. Hoping you a speedy recovery Pak Yuri.
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There are 27 more omicron cases in Indonesia over the weekend with arrivals from Malaysia, Kenya, United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Malawi, Spain, England, Turkey, and Nigeria, including another Wisma Atlet worker, pushing the total to 46.
We had one case a week ago.
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A man from Medan travelling to Jakarta this month has tested positive for the Omicron variant. The man had no recent history of travelling overseas or contact with Omicron patients. The man has been in Jakarta since Dec 6. Contact tracing is being conducted.
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New halal certification body means new logo. What do you think? We dig the wayang look
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Scary stuff happening at Surabaya's biggest shopping mall. Hope everyone's ok
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Some Russian tourist in Bali complained about roosters crowing at dawn. That’s nothing compared to what the Ukrainians are going through.
You’re in someone else’s country. Deal with it, Putinite.
news.detik.com/berita/d-65990…
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You’ll now be able to buy your own Sinopharm vaccine shots at select Kimia Farma pharmacies in Jakarta, Bandung, Semarang, Surabaya, Solo, and Bali.
They cost Rp643,320 for two vials and Rp235,820 admin fee for the two jabs for a total of Rp879,140.
18+ only. Like porn.
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Large sections of walls and ceiling at Margo City shopping center in Depok, West Java, collapsed just before 5pm, sending hundreds of mall visitors rushing out for safety. Authorities have yet to determine the cause and whether there are casualties.
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The BPOM headquarters in Central Jakarta caught fire at 9.30pm tonight. Fire fighters are still working to take out the blaze.
After what happened to the Attorney General’s Office last year …
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It’s been 24 years since the Trisakti Tragedy
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A man flying in from Jakarta was arrested upon arrival in Ternate for using his wife's negative PCR test and ID. The man managed to evade scrutiny at Jakarta's Halim Perdanakusuma airport by wearing a burqa. He was later subjected to a real PCR test and tested positive.
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