926
Fewer than 1.5k new cases.
Cases: 4,218,142 (+1,414)
Recoveries: 4,042,215 (+2,380)
Deaths: 142,115 (+89)
Active cases: 33,812 (-1,055)
Vax 1: 93,066,494 (+905,493)
Vax 2: 52,316,566 (+565,869)
Vax 3: 953,473 (+12,998)
927
In the video of the assault Mario Dendy was recorded saying that he’s not afraid if David dies, people can go and report him for it.
Now that he’s in jail, he’s concerned.
928
This is a catastrophic security breach. An evaluation of Presidential protective procedures simply wouldn’t be enough news.detik.com/berita/d-64119…
929
Google: we love money.
If you have a G Suite or Google Apps for business or schools account and have been using them for free, you’ll have to start paying by July 1 or you’ll lose access as well as your custom domains/addresses.
930
For the first time in forever, there was only one occupant at the Wisma Atlet emergency Covid-19 facility, but another patient was admitted today.
931
President Jokowi said we should be grateful our fuel prices start at Rp7,650/l with Pertalite since other countries have reached Rp30-31k/l. He failed to mention the people’s earnings, the government’s debt to Pertamina for selling fuel at a loss, and limits to buying Pertalite.
932
Cases: 5,770,105 (+21,380)
Recoveries: 5,171,402 (+48,800)
Deaths: 150,430 (+258)
Active cases: 448,273 (-27,678)
Vax 1: 192,068,763 (+65,273)
Vax 2: 148,021,351 (+163,040)
Vax 3: 12,487,116 (+82,013)
933
Please reconsider when you’re naming your offspring. He’s almost three and still doesn’t have a birth certificate because his name is too long. This kid is going to fail his exams just trying to finish writing his name down.
Probably can’t enroll to schools or get a KTP
934
Good Morning everyone who refilled their gas tanks yesterday! Pertamina did not raise their fuel prices after all, in fact, they dropped some instead.
Turbo: 15,900 (17,900)
DexLite: 17,100 (17,800)
Dex: 17,400 (18,900)
Neither Pertalite nor Pertamax changed. Yet.
935
Happy Eid, people! Enjoy the festivities, and for the older folks, don’t forget your Lipitor or statins 🤪
936
Apparently Chris Pratt has been cast as Mario in the upcoming Mario Bros. movie. No, we’re not kidding. Jack Black as Bowser is probably spot on.
937
So you want to fly to Europe? Now you can! The EU has added Indonesia to the list of countries allowed to enter for non essential travel. No details were announced so the specifics may depend on individual EU member states.
938
Weeks after erasing several politically critical graffiti around the country, the Indonesian police confirmed today that they will be holding a mural competition but have yet to set the date or other details.
939
A military court in Jakarta sentenced Col Priyanto to life in prison for the murder of a teenage couple from W. Java. He was also fired from the TNI. The pair were alive when Priyanto's car hit the bike they were in but he chose to throw them into a river 100s km away in C Java.
940
No vax 3 figures yet but vax 1 and 2 are pretty good. Active cases keep dropping, fatalities stay >100.
Cases: 4,215,104 (+1,690)
Recoveries: 4,037,024(+2,848)
Deaths: 141,939 (+113)
Active cases: 36,141 (-1,271)
Vax 1: 91,079,001 (+1,256,014)
Vax 2: 51,113,360 (+700,367)
941
Active cases now <400k
Cases: 5,847,900 (+21,311)
Recoveries: 5,296,634 (+38,399)
Deaths: 151,413 (+278)
Active cases: 399,853 (-17,366)
Vax 1: 192,776,961 (+364,313)
Vax 2: 148,793,531 (+803,609)
Vax 3: 13,686,156 (+522,311)
942
Speaking of breaches, last year’s BPJS leak is apparently up for sale again, same database. Someone is also claiming to have personal data of 3,000 civil servants and there’s a handful of other Indonesian data up for sale as well.
943
A Bekasi man supposedly died and his body missing in the river after a hit and run accident last weekend. Friends who claimed they witnessed the accident went to the cops.
Plot twist:
Man is not dead and it was all an insurance fraud
944
Never say K-pop fandoms don’t do anything useful. NCT fans raised Rp266 million with nine more days to go in their own fundraising effort kitabisa.com/campaign/nctfo…
946
Along with Denny Siregar, it seems that all of them, Semmy, Puan, Erick, and Denny, have not received their vaccine booster shots, at least according to the leaks. JGP got his second 13 months after his first shot and his booster last July.
947
Indonesian Immigration Directorate General apologized over the new passport format preventing citizens from traveling to Germany and will announce a solution soon. twitter.com/ditjen_imigras…
948
Active cases just above 20k. 2.3m jabs given
Cases: 4,231,046 (+1,233)
Recoveries: 4,067,684 (+2,259)
Deaths: 142,811 (+48)
Active cases: 20,551 (-1,074)
Vax 1: 102,685,817 (+1,322,923)
Vax 2: 59,411,498 (+1,005,918)
Vax 3: 1,034,141 (+7,419)
949
Active cases now <300k but death toll still high
Cases: 5,914,532 (+14,408)
Recoveries: 5,462,344 (+27,615)
Deaths: 152,745 (+308)
Active cases: 299,443 (-13,515)
Vax 1: 193,658,864 (+184,827)
Vax 2: 151,821,843 (+335,419)
Vax 3: 14,770,130 (+141,365)
950
Cases: 5,826,589 (+26,336)
Recoveries: 5,258,235 (+31,705)
Deaths: 151,135 (+304)
Active cases: 417,219 (-5,673)
Vax 1: 192,412,648 (+148,944)
Vax 2: 148,989,922 (+402,204)
Vax 3: 13,163,845 (+316,533)
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