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Bound to happen. Also, her response? She’s confused
kumparan.com/kumparanhits/l…
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Quarantine-skipping IG celebrity Rachel Vennya, her boyfriend, and her manager have been sentenced to 4 months in prison with 8 months probation. They won’t go to prison as long as they don’t break the law for eight months. They’ve also been ordered to pay Rp50 million each.
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Forget the old saying about money and happiness because research says that the amount of money you have and your happiness are linked, unless you’re already rich and unhappy.
So if you start poor and unhappy, it looks like more money more happiness sciencedaily.com/releases/2023/…
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Luhut said Bali has been downgraded to Level 3 PPKM. Several relaxation to PPKM rules: movie theaters can now open on Level 2 & 3 areas with 50% capacity and use of PeduliLindungi app. Some tightening as well. International travelers must now be fully vaxxed.
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Active cases heading down to 100k probably will reach by Tuesday but low vax figures.
Cases: 4,167,511 (+3,779)
Recoveries: 3,918,753 (+9,401)
Deaths: 138,889 (+188)
Active cases: 109,869 (-5,810)
Vax 1: 72,766,195 (+517,475)
Vax 2: 41,734,734 (+200,394)
Vax 3: 778,830 (+3,105)
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Greater Jakarta and Greater Surabaya are back to level 2, Lord Luhut said, because of drop in confirmed cases and hospitalization. The minister also said fully vaxxed domestic travelers no longer need to take antigen or PCR tests.
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The cops deleted their fiction writing competition poster.
They seemed intent on washing their tarnished image by running a comp for journalists to write good things about them right after they caused a deadly stampede by firing tear gas at football fans on Saturday. twitter.com/hansdavidian/s…
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No vaccination recorded whatsoever
Cases: 5,564,448 (+25.054)
Recoveries: 4.861,415 (+43,992)
Deaths: 148,335 (+262)
Active cases: 554,698 (-19,200)
Vax 1: 190,672,557 (-)
Vax 2: 143,778,623 (-)
Vax 3: 9,809,784 (-)
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This is a crazy story. On Sunday morning 15 people including five police officers allegedly attacked a hospital in Medan, North Sumatra. Prior to that, a cop was said to have held a nurse captive inside a locked room before she managed to alert security. detik.com/sumut/hukum-da…
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Local commuters will no longer be required to use or present the dreaded employment registry paper (STRP) as of today, the Covid-19 Task Force announced today. PeduliLindungi will be omnibus app that everyone must use from now on for all domestic travel clearance and check ins.
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Malaysia plans to follow New Zealand and outlaw sale of tobacco and other cigarette-related products to anybody born on 2005 onwards, later this year
Indonesia when? 🤣
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How can you say you support the local creative industry when you block PayPal? Look, PayPal sucks, it’s really terrible, but there’s not a lot of other options for indie artists/creatives or devs to get paid easily by international clients. You’re not on their side, no way.
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The government has released the official domestic land, air, and sea travel advisory. Local travels or commutes are exempt from the rules, children under 6 who are ineligible for vaccinations are exempt. Those fully vaccinated or boosted are free to travel without tests.
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A cop in E. Jakarta reportedly told a robbery victim to "go home", "calm herself down" and scolded her for "taking so much money from an atm"
The Jakarta Police said the cop has been reassigned and is the subject of an internal investigation.
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The equivalent of a Satpam Chief saying, “yeah, a thief broke in to your homes and stole your belongings but your phone and internet still work, so take it easy, don’t worry about it.” twitter.com/sociotalker/st…
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2.8m jabs given. 56m Indonesians completely vaccinated.
Cases: 4,225,871 (+1,384)
Recoveries: 4,057,760 (+3,514)
Deaths: 142,560 (+66)
Active cases: 25,551 (-2,196)
Vax 1: 98,146,308 (+1,654,154)
Vax 2: 56,106,006 (+1,146,461)
Vax 3: 992,000 (+11,154)
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Lots of people don’t seem to realize those are classic template replies. Go translate them to Indonesian 😂😂😂
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BREAKING | Police Inspector General Ferdy Sambo has tendered his resignation from the police force following the murder of Bharada J at his house. The former chief of Internal Affairs and his wife have been charged with the murder.
He’s about to drag the entire force with him 😂
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA twitter.com/sheque/status/…
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The physician for Sleman Football Club resigned after allegations surfaced that he’s not an actual doctor. He’s not registered to any doctor’s association and his degree was fraudulent. The man had been part of several football clubs previously including the U-19 national team.
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Dr Mohammad Syahril, director of Sulianti Saroso Hospital for Infectitious Disease said a total of seven have died with symptoms of Acute Hepatitis of Unknown Cause in Indonesia. According to the doctor, there are 18 probable and suspected cases nationwide.
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