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“They’ve already breached our data, using unethical terminology that goes against our culture. That’s not nice.”
Because the culturally correct phrase is, “RAIMU, SUU!”
cnnindonesia.com/teknologi/2022…
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Effective immediately, your next passport will be valid for up to ten years instead of five according to the latest regulation from the Ministry of Law and Human Rights. No, your current passport doesn’t automatically get extended, if you have one.
news.detik.com/berita/d-63200…
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According to the Education Ministry 1,302 Covid-19 clusters have been recorded in schools across the country, affecting more than 15,000 students and 7,000 teachers. Elementary schools seems to be the most vulnerable with 583 clusters.
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They’re just outright saying it in a recorded meeting with the Finance Minister that it’s okay to steal money if it’s a small amount. Who else is waiting for a clarification from this sorry sack of vermin? Four terms repping East Nusa Tenggara with Golkar kumparan.com/kumparanbisnis…
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Holywings lounge in Kemang, South Jakarta, will be closed until the pandemic is over after the public order agency suspended their permit for the entire duration of PPKM.
The venue had violated the pandemic protocols twice before, so Saturday’s breach was a third offense.
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The KPAI recorded 207 victims of sexual assault at educational institutions this year between 3-17 years old. Nearly 78% of the cases occurred in schools under the Religious Affairs Ministry vice.com/id/article/bvn…
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Seven people in Aceh who were accused of destroying a vaccination facility recently have been appointed as Covid-19 vaccine ambassadors instead of being prosecuted.
We’re a nation of clown ambassadors!
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Check out the Pancasila Avengers ahead of the new ministerial appointments
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Thailand just added 63 countries, including Indonesia, to the list of allowed arrivals without quarantine from November 1. Intending visitors must be fully vaccinated.
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By beating up a teenager to a coma over a 15 year old girl, a 20 year old man exposed his father’s legally questionable assets and cost the dad his job at the tax directorate.
Do we start the domino with pedophilia or with flaunting ill-gotten wealth?
finance.detik.com/berita-ekonomi…
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Are you having a new baby? Get ready to make sure they have more than one name because the government just ended that practice.
Also, in a few years, we’ll be seeing less of that damn note in foreign media when they write about Indonesians.
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When you invade the cool kids’s hangout spot, the cool kids move on. To borrow the Yogi Berra quote, nobody’s gonna go there anymore, it’s too crowded. twitter.com/aqfiazfan/stat…
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From 4-17 January Jakarta reverts to PPKM level 2.
Essential sectors: 50-75%
Markets and supermarkets: 75%, close at 9pm
Day time restaurants, cafes: 50%, close at 9pm
Night time restaurants, cafes: 50%, 6pm-12am
Malls: 50%, close at 9pm
Cinemas: 70%
Prayer halls: 75%
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There are five other probable omicron cases but they have yet to be confirmed via genome sequencing, only that they returned positive results. Two are Indonesians who returned from the US and the UK at Wisma Atlet and three are from China in Manado.
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Surabaya Mayor Eri Cahyadi revealed that the city now has two omicron cases, both are members of an extended family which went for a holiday in Bali in December. Both are asymptomatic and being quarantined at a local hospital. No info on international travel history as yet.
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The police finally admitted that an unspecified batch of tear gas used by the mobile brigade team in charge of security at Kanjuruhan stadium had expired last year cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20221…
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Two boosters needed for Sinovac recipients 👀 twitter.com/VirusesImmunit…
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Minister for State Apparatus and Bureaucracy Reform Tjahjo Kumolo passed away today after receiving intensive care at Abdi Waluyo Hospital, Jakarta. He was 64.
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New Indonesian passports aren’t valid in Europe because of lack of signature? 🤔
German Embassy in Jakarta is warning Indonesians that passports without the holder’s signature may not be accepted until further notice jakarta.diplo.de/id-id twitter.com/gesgandenglah/…
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2,604 new cases. Active cases now >14k
Cases: 4,280,248 (+2,604)
Recoveries: 4,121,928 (+811)
Deaths: 144,201 (+2)
Active cases: 14,119 (+1,791)
Vax 1: 180,021,654 (+867,910)
Vax 2: 123.167.273 (+789,007)
Vax 3: 1,357,642 (+4,247)
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