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Masking order remains in place for indoors and in crowded areas, folks. Outdoor masking is optional. #ByePPKM
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🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Do not ever joke about shit like this at airports, you could end up with a lifetime ban from flying. twitter.com/NewsBFM/status…
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Remember when new year meant gasoline prices going up and you see lines snaking out of service stations on new year’s eve?
Well, today, Vivo dropped their prices. Waiting for confirmation on the other companies. isibens.in will be updated accordingly.
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You can ride a boat through Semarang, nice. twitter.com/Jelajahi_IDN/s…
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Alright, folks, this is the last of our daily updates on Indonesia’s Covid-19 numbers. Since it’s been low enough over the last few weeks, we’ll switch to weeklies on Sundays until they stop publishing the numbers or if there’s a sudden spike.
Thanks for being part of the ride! twitter.com/nuicemedia/sta…
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Today’s gasoline prices with Pertamina’s price drops, from isibens.in.
Can’t imagine Shell to be standing still by the end of the week. They’re going to have to match BP.
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Next level self promotional campaign, huh? It’s not only about acting in a series, it’s promoting the grand mosque that he opened last month. And because it’s a collab with the provincial government, that’s probably your tax money at work.
antaranews.com/berita/3330531…
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G’morning from Shell to everyone who filled up their tanks in the last few days.
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Any of you across Jabodetabek got caught in the extra congestion last night? Would you rather have WFH back? change.org/p/kembalikanwf…
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Q: Why shouldn’t you be imprisoned for embezzling and misappropriating billions of rupiahs of public social aid?
A: I have 14 children to feed and nurture, your honor
kompas.tv/article/364662…
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A Makassar man who was reported missing the other day by his wife has been found at his family’s home. According to local police he left because he’s a victim of domestic violence and that the woman is not his wife. She’s his girlfriend.
kompas.tv/article/364732…
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Governor sends rabid supporters against his own constituent critical of his use of public funds to built a grand mosque instead of fixing public transport detik.com/jabar/berita/d…
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Who can forget the Governor’s response to a complaint about Bandung’s traffic jam 🤡 twitter.com/Fitrianto2000/…
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Yep, that’s probably, why, Minister. That’s probably why.
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PT KAI has indefinitely suspended the service of the Panoramic Train that lets you travel between Jakarta and Jogjakarta with a clear view of the sky through ceiling windows. It was just launched on 24/12.
All those windows, they didn’t see this coming?
money.kompas.com/read/2023/01/0…
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Called Clackers in the US, this toy was pulled off the market and banned in the late 70s on North America for posing danger and causing bodily harm from shattering in certain conditions. news.detik.com/berita/d-65064…
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Jakarta actually having a park called Link in Park has us … numb 😶
If someone asks, where’d you go? you can say you’re not alone, you’re just breaking the habit, looking for a place for your head and think about what you’ve done because in the end it all comes from the inside
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19.7 million passengers, damn near 100% punctuality, this is outstanding performance by MRT Jakarta. If only they can agree with XL to reactivate the underground mobile network.
Next goal: increase frequency twitter.com/mrtjakarta/sta…
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When it floods again … 👀 twitter.com/AsliSemarang/s…
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You know that SMI quote about her not understanding why today’s youth don’t like to work at the office?
Turns out everyone misquoted her and nobody verified it. At the CEO Banking Forum on Monday she was actually quoting Mike Bloomberg.
money.kompas.com/read/2023/01/1…
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So it wasn’t SMI who doesn’t understand, it was Mike Bloomberg, and she was explaining to him why. That’s why later in her story she mentioned about people hibernating, staying at home, and “suddenly the office becomes an unfamiliar place”
Y’ALL OWE HER AN APOLOGYYY!!!
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You ever thought melons should be smaller so they can be carried more easily? One guy did and worked on it for a decade until he came up with melons the size of an apple. Regular people would just cut them melons and pack them but this guy shrunk them 🤨 detik.com/edu/edutainmen…
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Wendy’s at PIM had been a staple of the mall since the 1990s and basically never moved from that spot. It expanded, contracted, changed the layout and design but it’s always been there. That’s an end of an era.
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