576
With seven municipalities in Java being on PPKM level 4, capacities are restricted further and schools are supposed to go full online but local education authorities are allowing schools to remain open with limited attendance.
577
Remember the Ever Given, the ship that blocked the Suez Canal last year? It happened again. This time, Evergreen’s Ever Forward is stuck outside of Baltimore, Maryland. The company seems to have an evergreen goal of being ever stuck everywhere.
578
Roads from Merdeka Palace to Bundaran HI in Jakarta will be closed tomorrow from 10-11am for the MotoGP riders parade, so adjust your travels accordingly. The riders will meet with the President at the Palace at 9.30am before heading south. Northbound traffic will remain open.
579
Active cases now <300k but death toll still high
Cases: 5,914,532 (+14,408)
Recoveries: 5,462,344 (+27,615)
Deaths: 152,745 (+308)
Active cases: 299,443 (-13,515)
Vax 1: 193,658,864 (+184,827)
Vax 2: 151,821,843 (+335,419)
Vax 3: 14,770,130 (+141,365)
580
Looks like Marc Màrquez is the only one who hasn’t succumbed to the boomer uncle pose
581
Anyone else around Jabodetabek felt that shake?
582
When you claim to have data on 110 million people online saying they support postponing the general election but maybe, just maybe, you realized those were actually bot or cyber army accounts 😬
584
Cases: 5,939,082 (+11,532)
Recoveries: 5,523,393 (+28,787)
Deaths: 153,212 (+237)
Active cases: 262,477 (-17,492)
Vax 1: 194,136,128 (+232,651)
Vax 2: 152,729,588 (+324,397)
Vax 3: 15,474,618 (+252,176)
585
That six month cooking oil price freeze didn’t even last three months.
586
Former President Megawati Soekarnoputri insisted that cooking oil is not an essential commodity urging people to get creative. "Do women only fry (food) everyday that they fought (over cooking oil)? Is there no way to boil, steam or make like rujak?"
587
<10k new cases and it's not even weekend. Woohoo
Cases: 5,948,610 (+9,528)
Recoveries: 5,549,220 (+25,827)
Deaths: 153,411 (+199)
Active cases: 245,979 (-16,498)
Vax 1: 194,437,519 (+301,391)
Vax 2: 153,729,588 (+324,397)
Vax 3: 15,474,618 (+252,176)
588
While there were rumors he left the country, the police today announced that Jouska CEO Aakar Abyasa Fidzuno has been arrested and held at the police detention center, waiting for trial.
589
Third time this week under 10k new cases, second time under 200 deaths
Cases: 5,956,561 (+7,951)
Recoveries: 5,573,228 (+24,008)
Deaths: 153,599 (+188)
Active cases: 229,734 (-16,245)
Vax 1: 194,559,612 (+122,093)
Vax 2: 153,649,398 (+201,247)
Vax 3: 16,096,488 (+91,323)
590
Fewer than 6k new cases and no... no Vax 1??
Cases: 5,962,483 (+5,922)
Recoveries: 5,589,057 (+15,829)
Deaths: 153,738 (+139)
Active cases: 219,688 (-10,046)
Vax 1: 194,559,612 (0)
Vax 2: 154,267,349 (+617,951)
Vax 3: 16,278,674 (+182,186)
591
It's a weekend number but <5k new cases... Woohoo
Cases: 5,967,182 (+4,699)
Recoveries: 5,609,945 (+20,888)
Deaths: 153,892 (+154)
Active cases: 203,345 (-16,343)
Vax 1: 194,785,493 (+225,881)
Vax 2: 154,370,080 (+102,731)
Vax 3: 16,318,304 (+39,630)
592
BMKG issued a moderate to heavy downpour warning for all of Java, Bali and NTB and rough seas warning for Sumatra, Java all the way to NTT over the next 24-hour.
Can somebody get Mbak Rara to do something about this?
593
Surabaya City, Mojokerto City, Mojokerto Regency, Tuban Regency, Lamongan Regency and Pangandaran Regency are back to Level 1 PPKM. Restaurants, shopping Malls, movie theaters, supermarkets, offices and places of worship can operate at 100% capacity.
594
New cases up slightly but stayed in 4 digit. Active cases now <200k
Cases: 5,974,646 (+7,464)
Recoveries: 5,639,029 (+29,084)
Deaths: 154,062 (+170)
Active cases: 181,555 (-21,790)
Vax 1: 194,906,900 (+121,407)
Vax 2: 155,391,750 (+1,021,670)
Vax 3: 17,565,378 (+1,247,074)
596
The Russian Embassy for Indonesia confirmed that Putin plans to attend the G20 summit in Bali as US and its Western allies are assessing whether Russia should remain in the group.
The host country:
597
Dear Malaysia, Indonesian is not Malay. We’ll accept your proposal if you swap Malay with Indonesian. Otherwise, ummm, no. Also, you watch our movies and sinetrons and listen to our songs.
We watch Upin Ipin.
598
For those asking why Indonesia didn’t propose making Indonesian an official language, we did. Speaker of the House Marzuki Alie in 2010 proposed making Indonesian an official ASEAN language during an ASEAN even in Vietnam antaranews.com/berita/257452/…
599
<5k new cases. Nice!
Cases: 5,991,687 (+4,857)
Recoveries: 5,691,220 (+14,710)
Deaths: 154,463 (+120)
Active cases: 146,004 (-9,973)
Vax 1: 195,533,337 (+166,512)
Vax 2: 156,636,335 (+299,923)
Vax 3: 18,393,956 (+238,193)
600
Took them long enough to remove this clown
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