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A bittersweet experience for university students who never had the full high school experience due to pandemic lockdown. They came to classes wearing school uniform surprising their lecturers.
Lockdown generation is real, yo. twitter.com/Txtdariiugm/st…
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OH MY GOD SOMEONE AT DISNEY FORGOT TO RENEW THEIR HOTSTAR DOMAIN????
NOBODY AT DISNEY THOUGHT TO ENABLE AUTORENEW? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 twitter.com/AsphereOfficia…
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According to the Health Ministry the ideal height and weight for Indonesian men 19-64 years old are 168cm, 60-62kg. If Megawati thinks it should be 180cm, as the head of BRIN’s steering board she can kick off research on genetic alterations.
cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20230…
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To all you halal worriers, you may be relieved (or worried) now that your favorite dessert brand, Mixue, has been declared halal by the MUI. You’re free to go forth and embrace diabetes!
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BREAKING | Richard Eliezer has been found guilty of murder and sentenced to 1.5 year in prison, with time already spent in jail taken into account. twitter.com/nuicemedia/sta…
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It really is that tankie lowlife. Hey, @Ukraine we got your wanted man right here news.detik.com/berita/d-65673…
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BREAKING | Ferdy Sambo’s wife Putri Candrawathi has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for conspiracy to commit murder in the case of the death of Brigadier Nofriansyah Yosua Hutabarat.
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BREAKING: Ferdy Sambo sentenced to death
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Wait, the man who crashed a Toyota Fortuner into a yellow Honda Brio at Senopati the other night is the same Putin ass licker who is wanted by Ukraine for anti Ukraine activities while staying in the country and for border violation?
That tankie punk?
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The Supreme Court slashed the prison sentence for former Fisheries Minister Edhy Prabowo from 9 years handed by the High Court back to the original sentence of 5 years and he no longer has to repay Rp10.7 billion in embezzled funds.
It must be nice …
news.detik.com/berita/d-65659…
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Apparently, most visited websites across the world.
Meanwhile, we’re a nation of Twitter addicts. They took out Google, YouTube, and FB as the most obvious top three to show the next top site. Which is weird because Instagram should have been it (unless it’s considered FB too).
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According to one study, Indonesians on average use 8 litres per 100km of driving, which is much less efficient than in India where they consume 6 litres per 100km.
Which means the answer is …
otomotif.kompas.com/read/2023/02/0…
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Motor vehicle accident victim Hasya A. S who was killed when he was struck by the car of a former police officer is no longer considered a suspect.
Jakarta Police apologized and said it was due to administrative inconsistencies 😒😒 news.detik.com/berita/d-65546…
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By the way, if you plan to drive around in your parent’s state owned red plated car, make sure
1. You’re old enough to legally drive
2. You have a valid driver’s license
3. Nobody is freakin buck naked in the car
4. You don’t crash the car
We’d love to see this news go global.
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Kevin, Jessica, David, Jonathan, Kezia, Queena, Kiara, Muhammad, Aurelia, step aside!
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Sorry you turned out to be their exit liquidity twitter.com/cnbcindonesia/…
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Keep referring to Indonesian as Bahasa and we’ll end up with Bahasian across the board
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Bahasa = Language.
This is a hill we will die on.
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Great line from Health Minister BGS in today’s opening remarks at the national conference on stunting reduction 😂😂😂
youtu.be/DHRK8x627Xk?t=…
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Better to build a grand mosque and suppress LGBT people than to deal with traffic. twitter.com/karimnas_/stat…
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This could have been so real #TheLastOfUs twitter.com/hermansaksono/…
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