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Depok, it’s your time to shine again! twitter.com/haikalazizis/s…
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<10k new cases and it's not even weekend. Woohoo
Cases: 5,948,610 (+9,528)
Recoveries: 5,549,220 (+25,827)
Deaths: 153,411 (+199)
Active cases: 245,979 (-16,498)
Vax 1: 194,437,519 (+301,391)
Vax 2: 153,729,588 (+324,397)
Vax 3: 15,474,618 (+252,176)
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Do not ever joke about shit like this at airports, you could end up with a lifetime ban from flying. twitter.com/NewsBFM/status…
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“To fire tear gas into the stands when the gates are locked is likely to lead to nothing else other than the massive amounts of fatalities,” he said. “And that’s exactly what’s occurred.” washingtonpost.com/world/2022/10/…
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Cases: 5,667,355 (+37,259)
Recoveries: 4,986,391 (+42,154)
Deaths: 149,268 (+232)
Active cases: 531,696 (-5,127)
Vax 1: 191,110,409 (+132,895)
Vax 2: 146,204,141 (+1,697,144)
Vax 3: 11,324,273 (+1,107,988)
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Don't you love weekend numbers?
Cases: 5,900,124 (+9,629)
Recoveries: 5,434,729 (+39,296)
Deaths: 152,437 (+271)
Active cases: 312,958 (-29,938)
Vax 1: 193,474,037 (+73,543)
Vax 2: 151,486,424 (+107,698)
Vax 3: 14,628,765 (+27,984)
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>800 new cases but active cases still going down. 2.1m jabs
Cases: 4,246,174 (+801)
Recoveries: 4,091,101 (+814)
Deaths: 143,481 (+24)
Active cases: 11,592 (-37)
Vax 1: 121,975,753 (+1,087,906)
Vax 2: 75,829,190 (+1,023,523)
Vax 3: 1,147,124 (+4,669)
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Active cases just above 20k. 2.3m jabs given
Cases: 4,231,046 (+1,233)
Recoveries: 4,067,684 (+2,259)
Deaths: 142,811 (+48)
Active cases: 20,551 (-1,074)
Vax 1: 102,685,817 (+1,322,923)
Vax 2: 59,411,498 (+1,005,918)
Vax 3: 1,034,141 (+7,419)
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About the RKUHP, let’s start with this. The Constitutional Court ruled in 2006 that the country shall not make laws similar in purpose or function as articles 134, 136 bis, and 137 in the old KUHP because they violate the constitution. And yet, articles 218 - 220 exist.
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Local commuters will no longer be required to use or present the dreaded employment registry paper (STRP) as of today, the Covid-19 Task Force announced today. PeduliLindungi will be omnibus app that everyone must use from now on for all domestic travel clearance and check ins.
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The government has lowered the maximum price for real time PCR tests (max 24hr) to Rp 275k for Java-Bali and Rp300k everywhere else. The decision came as the government mulls on making PCR tests mandatory for all intercity travels.
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80m now completely vaccinated. New cases almost 2x yesterday's 244.
Cases: 4,248,843 (+434)
Recoveries: 4,095,663 (+585)
Deaths: 143,578 (+21)
Active cases: 9,602 (-172)
Vax 1: 126,459,285 (+1,064,798)
Vax 2: 80,070,525 (+858,050)
Vax 3: 1,170,175 (+2,961)
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Cases: 4,294,183 (+4,878)
Recoveries: 4,125,080 (+869)
Deaths: 144,247 (+20)
Active cases: 24,856 (+3,989)
Vax 1: 182,024,020 (+646,501)
Vax 2: 125,106,842 (+772,370)
Vax 3: 1,370,420 (+3,687)
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They just keep going up
Cases: 6,149,084 (+5,653)
Recoveries: 5,957,908 (+2,331)
Deaths: 156,875 (+10)
Active cases: 34,301 (+3,312)
Vax 1: 202,046,081 (+51,940)
Vax 2: 169,664,309 (+51,141)
Vax 3: 53,604,047 (+284,889)
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Trade Minister Zul Hasan is blaming Social Minister Bu Risma for causing the price of eggs to rise by distributing eggs as part of Covid assistance, which she denies, saying her ministry gave out cash, not eggs. Meanwhile Agri Minister Limpo said egg supply is abundant.
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A few days ago someone posted a photo on FB of a check for Rp350k for a bus parking fee in Jogja asking why it’s so expensive. Even the Tourism Minister Sandiaga Uno weighed in with his thoughts.
Apparently now the uploader is going to be sued for bringing Jogja into disrepute. twitter.com/nksthi/status/…
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Misguided influencer Indra Kenz has been charged with fraud and money laundering with a potential prison time of up to 20 years for his involvement in the illegal binary option platform Binomo.
Maybe he’ll now think that being in prison is a privilege too?
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Back to over 3000 new cases, vax just under 1.4 million.
Cases: 4,195,958 (+3,263)
Recoveries: 4,002,706 (+6,581)
Deaths: 140,805 (+171)
Active cases: 52,447 (-3,489)
Vax 1: 80,408,744 (+750,982)
Vax 2: 45,853,033 (+628,383)
Vax 3: 864,324 (+7,735)
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Lord Luhut shared some numbers regarding the most recent deaths due to Covid-19.
73% of 2,484 deaths since omicron arrived have yet to be fully vaccinated, 53% senior citizens, and 46% has comorbidity, predominantly diabetes. These percentages are not cumulative, may overlap.
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The two Indonesians arriving from the UK and the US and currently quarantined at Wisma Atlet in Jakarta have been confirmed as the next two omicron cases in indonesia.
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New cases dropped to below 60k but more than 300 deaths reported.
Cases: 5,408,328 (+57,426)
Recoveries: 4,674,873 (+42,518)
Deaths: 147,342 (+317)
Active cases: 586,113 (+14,591)
Vax 1: 190,310,509 (+217,607)
Vax 2: 142,517,246 (+710,916)
Vax 3: 9,236,089 (+261,132)
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Pertamina’s Plumpang depot in North Jakarta, which supplies 20% of the country’s fuel supply, starting catching fire around 8pm tonight. 18 fire trucks are on location to fight the flames megapolitan.kompas.com/read/2023/03/0…
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Active cases down by more than 14k but deaths still above 300.
Cases: 5,693,702 (+26,347)
Recoveries: 5,026,853 (+40,462)
Deaths: 149,596 (+328)
Active cases: 517,253 (-14,443)
Vax 1: 191,631,442 (+521,033)
Vax 2: 146,554,884 (+350,743)
Vax 3: 11,457,714 (+133,441)
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A clip from the documentary Years of Living Dangerously where Harrison Ford lost his temper at Zulkifli Hasan who was Forestry and Environment Minister at the time
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