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Nothing sus about the wife of the KPK chief composing an anthem for his workplace and be awarded for it, right?
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Meeting President Jokowi at the Bogor Palace, Philippines President Marcos Jr said that he looked around Jakarta and it “feels like home” even though he’s never been here.
We’re not sure we can take that as a compliment 🤣🤣🤣
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You ever thought melons should be smaller so they can be carried more easily? One guy did and worked on it for a decade until he came up with melons the size of an apple. Regular people would just cut them melons and pack them but this guy shrunk them 🤨 detik.com/edu/edutainmen…
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Statement from Indonesian Ministry of Foreign Affairs Spokesperson Teuku Faizasyah on the situation in Ukraine:
“We will honour international law and UN charter when it comes to the recognition of a country's territory.”
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Alright, folks, this is the last of our daily updates on Indonesia’s Covid-19 numbers. Since it’s been low enough over the last few weeks, we’ll switch to weeklies on Sundays until they stop publishing the numbers or if there’s a sudden spike.
Thanks for being part of the ride! twitter.com/nuicemedia/sta…
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Good news: daily recoveries >32k.
Bad news death toll >1k again and vax numbers... well...
Cases: 2,572,203 (+36,197)
Recoveries: 2,084,724 (+32,615)
Deaths: 66,464 (+1,007)
Active cases: 376,015 (+2,575)
Vax 1: 36,267,019 (+73,943)
Vax 2: 15,011,348 (+42,018)
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If you’ve got some extra funds, do consider donating to Pejaten Shelter. They could do with some help with paying their bills and staff.
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Oh, Indonesia’s basketball team just made history at the SEA Games in Vietnam defeating the Philippines 85-81 for the gold medal for the first time ever!
🎉🎉🎉
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A Mandalika circuit employee was fired after he posted a video on Instagram illegally opening a cargo box belonging to the Ducati racing team and fiddling with the motorbike inside. The team boss was understandably livid.
Can’t say we’re surprised, can we?
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It’s just one of those days. It’s all about the he says she says bullshit, I think you better quit, letting shit slip …
PT LIB: Indosiar wanted an evening match
Indosiar: Their schedule, their authority
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We went from 56,757 confirmed cases on a single day on Jul 15 to 2,577 less than 2 months later.
PPKM works folks. Wear your mask, wash your hands, practice social distancing, stay home and don't do nothing stupid. Last thing you want is another wave and another lockdown.
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Several locals reported that the eruption was so massive it blocked out the sun, making the afternoon dark as night. Rain is also triggering volcanic mud slides.
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The police finally admitted that an unspecified batch of tear gas used by the mobile brigade team in charge of security at Kanjuruhan stadium had expired last year cnnindonesia.com/nasional/20221…
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Are you having a new baby? Get ready to make sure they have more than one name because the government just ended that practice.
Also, in a few years, we’ll be seeing less of that damn note in foreign media when they write about Indonesians.
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New Indonesian passports aren’t valid in Europe because of lack of signature? 🤔
German Embassy in Jakarta is warning Indonesians that passports without the holder’s signature may not be accepted until further notice jakarta.diplo.de/id-id twitter.com/gesgandenglah/…
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New cases still in 27k range. New record for new deaths with 555. Active cases almost hit 300k
Cases: 2,284,084 (+27,233)
Recoveries: 1,928,274 (+13,127)
Deaths: 60,582 (+555)
Active cases: 295,228 (+13,551)
Vax 1: 32,063,745 (+490,505)
Vax 2: 13,979,564 (+56,832)
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Apparently the Social Affairs Minister thinks that deaf people should force themselves to speak in public “to maximize God’s gift to us, mouth, eyes, ears. But I hope we can all try,” she said during an an event observing the International Day of Persons with Disabilities
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More than 1,500 people died according to Kemkes. Vax still below 1 million with a seven day avg of 671k.
Cases: 3,082,410 (+49,071)
Recoveries: 2,431,911 (+38,988)
Deaths: 80,598 (+1,566)
Active cases: 569,901 (+8,517)
Vax 1: 43,717,254 (+561,459)
Vax 2: 17,154,145 (+257,945)
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A bomb has exploded outside the Astanaanyar police station in Bandung, at 8am this morning. The apparent suicide bomber died on the spot and at least one police officer is hurt.
📸: Google Street View
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At PPKM level 3, shopping malls and supermarkets have the same restrictions of 60% capacity and 9pm closing time, while cinemas and children’s indoor playgrounds are allowed open with vaccination requirement. Praying facilities limited to 50%, arts and public facilities 25%.
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The definition of drinking your own Kool-Aid
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The Indonesia Child Protection Commission (KPAI) confirmed that data from its online criminal complaint database, which contains personal details of victims, has been stolen and sold online.
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People complaining they can’t read halal on the logo
1. It’s a calligraphy
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