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twitter verified the right Karl first @KarlJacobs_
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🤣🔥
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It’s always ‘Ok Boomer Girl’ not ‘Boomer Girl are you okay?’ 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
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To the cringelords that keep sending dick pics to my business email the only person who sees them is a 37 yr old man from my management company and he tells me they are all unimpressive
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Girls be like “I have a gorilla grip” how about u get a “gorilla grip” on ur emotions....
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Some guy said he would buy me an iPad if I sent him the chair I sit in everyday... why would I ever do that? Ppl are just so weird.
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#ThankYouBernie ♥️ 🇺🇸
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AYAYA ^_^!!!
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Woahhh!!! fancy check mark 😙
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You guys need to stop asking Santa for a cute anime gf that plays video games and has huge milkers....he’s already kidnapped me 3 times just this week ._.
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If girl don’t want me why she have boob 😡