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Happy Birthday Ryan Magee!
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Unfortunately the SuperMega oil rig has caught fire. This is simply the unfortunate reality that is inescapable when a YouTube channel branches out into fossil fuels. However, we have interns working around the clock currently to put it out, and it should be contained soon.
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Notice how large YouTubers (even our so called “friends”) are still refusing to push the “Subscribe to SuperMega” message despite us being only 1300 subs away from 1 million. Maybe they’re jealous?
Just something to think about.
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Due to recent events, we will be holding back the SnowyMega seal clubbing video we had planned on releasing this December. We are listening and growing.
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Just signed Ryan up for Grindr! Updates coming
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So apparently we accidentally left Justin locked in Ryan’s car for a week, hence the lack of gameplay videos. He’s out now and had some beans so he should be good to go soon!
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When i cum /s
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Da Vinky?
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Hey there everybody! We’re very excited to announce the winners of our International Thanos Day Art contest!
First place - @asimplegab
Second place - @shlorp
Third place - @okbuddypalnut
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Ryan MaPee
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Ryan just turned in his 2 week notice, so we’re looking for applicants to replace him ASAP. Please submit all resumes to Matt Watson, to become both a coworker and best friend. Serious inquiries only.
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Get owned
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BREAKING: Trump says “I’m sorry 😢” All charges have been dropped.
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*flicks a lit cigarette at you*
*unloads 6 shots from desert eagle into the air*
God I love this country