953
girlfriend’s boyfriend said he can’t play splatoon tonight :(
955
chasing after a woman at the grocery: stop running let me walk you to your car
957
when i see someone’s airpods locked in a hot car with no music on
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So I guess the white house kissing party is off
959
Glad to still see support on our older videos
960
Just a couple of crackers trying their best
961
Haha very funny 😄 *uses telepathy to stop your heart*
966
matt and ryan trying to think of something offensive but not that offensive
968
go fund me to put 200 lbs of fireworks into ryan magee’s house while he’s asleep
969
make sure to watch our new videos. i have planted an explosive device inside your skull
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Matt fell down a well and hasn’t been seen in 4 days 🤣 goofy ass white boy 🤓
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