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THE ALPHA MALE
The leader. The chick magnet. The cool Professor. Outspoken, with sociopathic confidence. Orbited by betas - his power comes from their awe of him. So why are we so obsessed with “being alpha” in today’s society? Men FRANTICALLY search the web for answers...
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Tomorrow blood will be spilled.
The crowds will cheer and the earth will quake.
The world will know the name Super Mega and they will bow before it.
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Seriously a massive thanks to @TommyJoeMartins, @MatteAyce, and the entire team at @TeamMartins for helping us make NASCAR and SuperMega history. It’s still so hard to believe we saw our logo (and faces) out there on the track today.
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Our new head technician, Jake "fix it later" Kobinsky, here to help us make more videos for channel using his trademark technique the "Kobinsky Tilt"
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Damn, it’s like y’all like us making live action or something
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Matt & Ryan?? From SuperMega?!?! twitter.com/pngsequence/st…
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alright this idea is fire, don’t be surprised if we do this. First YouTubers to make a DVD box set of fucking let’s plays twitter.com/avidarn/status…
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UPLIFTING: WATCH as this child LIGHTS UP when his favorite YouTuber SURPRISES him in his hospital room
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It’s always “Is that Matt and Ryan from SuperMega?”, never “How are you doing, Matt and Ryan from SuperMega?”....
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Congratulations to our friend Jackson for getting engaged! He’s always been in a good relationship. She makes him so happy! She’s made him a much better man and he loves her!
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matt running to the kitchen at 5am to eat the unhealthiest candy imaginable
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Unfortunately the SuperMega oil rig has caught fire. This is simply the unfortunate reality that is inescapable when a YouTube channel branches out into fossil fuels. However, we have interns working around the clock currently to put it out, and it should be contained soon.
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he’s a 10 but throws concrete blocks at your skull as hard as he can
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Notice how large YouTubers (even our so called “friends”) are still refusing to push the “Subscribe to SuperMega” message despite us being only 1300 subs away from 1 million. Maybe they’re jealous?
Just something to think about.
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YouTube is demonetizing poop and fart jokes. We’re boned.
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Dear Lord ✝️ , Today we once again pray 🙏 that Jimmy 🥺 ( @MrBeast ) at least 🤷♂️ invite 💌 the SuperMega boys to take a flight ✈️ and join his Squid Games 🦑🏀
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“why would you ever want to watch someone else play a video game”
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Has anyone seen Ryan? He mentioned something about “resurrecting the ghost of Ronald Reagan” yesterday and hasn’t responded to any of our calls...
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