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Enjoying my first Christmas in my new family home. Hoping Santa Paws left me some Dreamies under the tree xxx
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I am happy to announce that I will be returning to my Chief Mouser duties at the @foreignoffice this week! New guidance - the Palmerston Protocols - will govern my care in the FCO to make sure it’s working for me. (1/4)
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Reports of my ill-health are false, but thank you to all my followers for their concern! I am healthy and happy, and have been enjoying my extended break from work. I hope to update you all with more news soon. 😺
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Lots of you have been asking about my smart new collar! I roam freely all over @foreignoffice, so this tracker collar helps my humans check in to make sure I’m safe, particularly at weekends.
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World leaders have walked these stairs for over a hundred years... but only one diplocat 🐱
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Them: STAY AT HOME 🏠
Them: STAY ALERT 🚨
Me: STAY ASLEEP 😴
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When I see people not staying 2m away from my rhubarb patch 🧐#STAYALERT
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I can’t clap so here’s my way of saying:
THANK YOU KEY WORKERS
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 🐾 🇬🇧
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Roses are red
Although I’m a cat
Everyone knows
I’m the best diplomat
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
#ValentinesDay2020
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RESHUFFLE ANNOUNCEMENT: 🥳
I’m taking over.
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Day 2 working from home😇
3 squirrels spotted
0 emails sent 🤷♂️
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Dearest friends, with and without fur, I wish you all a happy Christmas. It’s been a strange year, but I hope yours has been filled with love and laughter. Adoring subjects provide for all my needs, and I’m sure you’ll agree that with daily walks I’m looking even more fabulous.
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Like if you think this should be my next album cover
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Face masks ✅
Face masks with dogs on them ❌
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When it’s 5pm and people keep emailing you 😑
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My family asked me what I was grateful for this year and if I had any festive wishes. I can assure you I did not wish for these outfits.🙄 I felt grateful for my soft thick fur, and my wish was to send warmth out into the world. Plus a meow-tini, shaken not stirred. Palmerston 🐾
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My new desk ☀️
Where are all my diplomats working from today?
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Today marks 3 years since I took up my role as Chief Mouser at the @foreignoffice! Here I am topping up my mouse-catching skills... it’s serious business! 🐱🐭
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Congratulations @UKinJapan on reaching 100k followers!! 🇯🇵 と🇬🇧の関係はこれからももっと深まっていくにゃ.
Hello to all my friends in Japan!
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THREAD 📖 📚
Before my retirement, I want to share a short story about my adventures @foreignoffice.
It’s in 26 tweets: 15 to be tweeted tomorrow, 11 on Wednesday. The story is fictional, as are the characters, except ME and my “owner” Simon, who wrote it...
Official account of the @foreignoffice Chief Mouser and former resident of @Battersea_. Supporting them through justgiving.com/DiploMog