1101
so tl;dr I think this was a pun where he purposely misspelled “don’t resist [your hunger]” to make it sound like “tuna (chamchi) mayo” 🐟🐟
(((inumaki..???)))
(2/2)
1102
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Jungkook, choose either banana milk or chicken?”
🐰 “Right now, banana”
1103
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Oppa, do we have to threaten/blackmail [you] for you to reply..?ㅠㅠ I sent around 4 but if you don’t reply to this too I’m gonna threaten you too!❤️🔥”
🐰 “ㅋㅋㅋㅋit’s because there are too many… please understand.. ㅜ”
1104
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Please tell me to diet wellㅜ”
🐰 “Diet let’s go”
1105
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Why so perfect🤍^^”
🐰 “You [are]ㅎ”
1106
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Oppa, did it not hurt when you fell from the sky??ㅜ”
🐰 “It hurt a little, but I’m okay now”
1107
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Fall vs winter?”
🐰 “Winter!!!”
1108
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “My middle school son glared at me”
🐰 “Glare back”
1109
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Jungkook, do your feet hurt? Because you’re racing through my heart”
🐰 “No wonder… my feet were throbbing”
1110
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Do you wanna eat ramen with me? 🥹🥹🫶”
🐰 “Wanna eat ramen and go?”
1111
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Let’s go look for Jungkookie’s runaway button 💜heehee”
🐰 “When it comes back I’m gonna”
1112
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “It’s raining rn here in the Philippines ☔️”
🐰 “I like the rain”
1113
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Yoongi-yah, please marry me”
🐰 “Hello, I’m Yoongi?”
1114
sorry if i miss any ngkdjsjsj i have to manually refresh insta to see his new answers and it’s making me 🗿
1115
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Mmm delicious~”
🐰 “You must’ve come back from the supermarket?~
Pumpkin sweet potato!!!!!!!!*”
* tl;dr he’s referencing a super popular meme from the High Kick (2006) sitcom 😂 m.youtube.com/watch?v=vgyvy-…
1116
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “I’m gonna buy hand cream, what scent should I get?? Fruity? Musk like Jungkookie??!!!!!!???”
🐰 “6PM My Hometown*”
* 향 (hyang) = scent
고향 (gohyang) = hometown
🐰’s answer is the name of a TV show, the wordplay here centers around 향 (hyang)
1117
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “You’re the light in my dark world”
🐰 “You tooㅎ”
1118
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Oppa……”
🐰 “Why/what……”
1119
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Jungkook, I’m too lazy to shower”
🐰 “I think humans are just like thaaat”
1120
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Son….”
🐰 “Yes……?”
1121
🐰 “What should I do right now”
👤 “Tell me what the opposite of ‘really don’t like’ is”
🐰 “Fake don’t like?…”
1123
👤 “Taehyung oppa, what are you doing?”
🐻 “Listening to the Ghibli OST”
1124
👤 “V, what’s going on with the drama?”
🐻 “Firstly, I really love the “The End of the F***ing World” director’s works, where are they, I gotta bow to them”
1125
👤 “What’s your favorite Ghibli film?
Mine are…
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Spirited Away”
🐻 “I’m eating jokbal”
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