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え? ただ物理の法則に沿って動いてるだけですよ?
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Ultimately, we decided that the word "ultimate" is offensive towards ultimate virgins who never had a whiff of pussy. From now on, the game will be called " ".
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We've just received complaints that the word "Smash" triggers flashbacks in those who were smashed by their uncles at a young age. We will be renaming the franchise to Super. in order to reflect our corporate values.
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We have decided to rename the Super Smash Bros. franchise to a more gender neutral name: Super Smash.
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Smash is for good boys and girls. Bad boys and girls play bad games like Fortnite and Among Us.
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Don't like it? Build your own Smash Bros.
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