1482
make three wishes.
I will just listen to one, ignore one, and pretend I did not hear the remaining one.
1483
this doesnt seem to be the right size for you, so I'm going to go buy another XXS size
1484
give me a leg massage and I'll give you this lolly
1485
if you cant see clearly, can I help you see better?
1486
I applied for the part time job because I thought it was a cat cafe
1487
she's a very good teacher, except she saves too much fabric
1488
the ryokan offers a service to wash the backs of bathers (extra charge)
1493
she still doesnt know shes out of her undies
1496
even if it is a fake, there are sources of confidence and courage
1497
madam's twin sister, mademoiselle zebra
1498
my sister often sleepwalks into my bed
1499
my proud mom has minus cooking skills
Agawa Ryo / 阿川椋 | they / them | Sapporo / 札幌 | icon drawn by 佃煮 ( @tukudani01 )
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