Touch grass you crypt keeper looking, Twinkie eating, Britt baker attention seeking, triple chinned, type 3 diabetic, 3rd rate talentless commentary producing HACK! twitter.com/tonyschiavone2…
If I can be serious for a Moment. Timothy storm should keep my name out of his mouth. Lance, If El Gigante and Vladimir Kozlov managed to procreate their child would still be more charismatic than you.
Lazy Sunday with piper in our custom King. #betterthanyou
Something something Instagram Facebook something something like this tweet and notice me something something every wrestler.
Gonna take the night off and enjoy a nice glass of Merlot. Happy anniversary @AEW
Really looking forward to my match against Darby on Dynamite! I’m gonna train harder than ever for this one.
7 days and you’re all mine Darbs. I hope you’re ready for this match, because i am!
FTR are the greatest Luchador’s in the history of professional Wrestling.
Made a lot of great new fans due to my stint @barstoolsports Welcome 🤗
I’m a top name in the industry and I’ve only been on TV for two years. Let that sink in. Night marks ✌🏻 #Betterthanyou
Terribly worried.
Mondays. Ha get it. Cuz I get to sleep in and you have a soul crushing 9-5 job. Hahahahaha loser.
And Boston is still filled with miserable losers to this day. twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1…
Who authorized this?!?!?!?!? twitter.com/DanhausenAD/st…
Your signs are dumb and frankly highly inaccurate and unfunny. Stop making them.
Piper is here to protect me from all the 🐀’s
Lots of people out there are claiming I’m making captions simply to find an excuse to post more photos of piper and that’s easily the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
New rule. No one is allowed to dress up like me for Halloween. It’s gross. twitter.com/DeadinsideArya…
People on Halloween dress themselves up so they can pretend to be someone else since they hate their own lives. I don’t have that problem. So this year I’ll be dressing up as myself again! #Betterthanyou