New Orleans was a mistake.
Here it is honey. Your 15 minutes of fame. Now keep my name out of your mouth because I can only imagine the horrific things that have come in and out of it. twitter.com/morgan_moore97…
Happy Easter!
All your favorites suck.
How I feel about Pittsburg.
Stop booking me and tagging me in “dream matches” for the forbidden door show. Not doing it.
I’ve landed in the U.K. I forget every time I come here that dentists don’t exist in this foreign land.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. twitter.com/RhogarGTNP/sta…
So glad to be back at home in the states. @trishstratuscom would not leave me alone. So Annoying.
This week, the pig dies.
Autograph signings.
Glad you think this is funny. Dictator Jon is an evil man and someday he will be brought to justice. But first I gotta deal with Warpig. twitter.com/cmsapphic/stat…
I’m going to bed. Tomorrow this whole wardlow thing ends. The guys all hype. Stop chanting his name.
I’m gonna do it again. twitter.com/dveBillCrawfor…
King of Long Island.
Exclusively being sold in Long Island on May 11th @UBS
How I slept knowing wardlow is about to get absolutely destroyed by a gigantic human.
Your existence bums me out.
THE KING’S COMING HOME TO THE MOST MAGICAL PLACE IN THE WORLD LONG ISLAND, NY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!