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Charmed, I’m sure. twitter.com/adamfergus/sta…
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A day late, but eternally relevant. twitter.com/amazonwatch/st…
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“One of my favorite people?” @RobBenedict is being generous with the praise, but I know it’s just out of self-preservation so I won’t come redecorate his house, too. (Remember, Rob: I’m just a few blocks away...)
anchor.fm/kings-of-con-p… twitter.com/RobBenedict/st…
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I’m shopping with my dear friend @Gladwell.
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I guess my problems are really not that significant, in the scheme of things. twitter.com/BadAstronomer/…
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Thank you, @jack and @Twitter for not letting @realDonaldTrump’s voter suppression go unchecked. Thank you for protecting our democracy from this tyrant’s falsehoods. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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I can’t think of a better way to celebrate #NationalPoetryDay than to steer into America’s greatest strength: capitalism! So I’m gonna take this opportunity to remind you that you can buy my poetry book: bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
#SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou
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. @NatalieAbrams could have had a career as a CIA operative. After hours of interrogation, she finally got me to crack. Tune in to #CWGothamKnights now—then catch the encore tomorrow @ 9/8C!
(You can also watch on @TheCW app: cwtv.com/thecw/the-cw-a… ) #TwoQuestionTuesday
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It’s election day, GA! After today, I won’t get to nag you to vote for a while, so let's make this one count: Go vote, then help get at least one other GA voter to the polls & text me to tell me what you did: (323) 405-9939
Text MISHA to 63033 if you need help voting!
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What are you doing at 7 PM CST today? If you’re not busy, please help check in on TX residents & get them info on resources to stay safe & warm. (I'll be making calls while I convalesce, too.)
Hey, @tedcruz! Maybe you could phone folks from the beach! act.betoorourke.com/event/welfare-… twitter.com/BetoORourke/st…
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I have a couple of auctions running!
✅A beanie I gave to @TheCW_GothamK cast/crew (there are 0 of these in circulation), to help @ACLU_SoCal: bit.ly/ACLU_MC
✅I'll write a bespoke poem for you to support @InspiringChldrn's #NotAloneChallenge: bit.ly/NotAloneMC
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Aaron!! WTF!? This was supposed to be PRIVATE! Can't believe you're releasing it publicly. Everyone, please ignore. twitter.com/amahnke/status…
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Reading this first thing in the morning makes me furious... twitter.com/DalaiLama/stat…
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Let's do a little quid pro quo (bribery). Order a copy of my book today and I'll (maybe) send you a signed lithograph of one of my poems. I'll send one to 10 randomly selected people who order in the next 20 hrs. Please order one right now (pleading). bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…
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How are those bone spurs? twitter.com/GOP/status/116…
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This is some little-engine-that-could shit. bit.ly/CWGothamKnights
#CWGothamKnights twitter.com/TheWrap/status…
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I’m starting an exclusive film, art, & culture club on Facebook. Want in? facebook.com/officialmisha/… #WhatTheyHad #MishasCultureClub @HilarySwank
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I’m still conspiring with people to find good homes for my recyclables. Want in? Text me! (323) 405-9939
my.community.com/mishacollins
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SPN Phone Banking! pscp.tv/w/cmnqWjYyMTUw…
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Rep. @SteveKingIA is joining us live from the 18th century, & is shocked to discover that white supremacy is offensive in modern times. (Just wait until he finds out that hooded robes & goose-stepping are also “out of vogue”…) nytimes.com/2019/01/10/us/…
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My grandmother just said, "I had a file called "passwords," but I can't get into it... But I haven't yet called AOL."
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@realDonaldTrump How do you commemorate all great women in our history with one statue?
What are you envisioning? A generic vagina?
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There are #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou, but here’s one thing I CAN tell you: I’m giving away a signed copy of my book to 10 people who text me today.
Want one? Text me, “GiveMeABook!” (323) 405-9939
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Aren’t you sad you missed it? untappedcities.com/2019/09/19/the…
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Final days to get @RachelMiner1's tee! shopstands.com
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Cell: (323)405-9939
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