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I know Giles well-enough to know he’s too modest to say that that even though he’s missing legs and an arm, he’ll tackle you to the ground if you cross him. Don’t mess with this dude. Do yourself a favor and do whatever he says. twitter.com/gilesduley/sta…
1777
Trump stole docs with nuclear secrets so top-secret, most senior natl. security officials don’t have access to them.
There is no acceptable explanation for this. Either he kept them for vanity or to sell secrets to foreign powers. Either way, he endangered the entire country. twitter.com/washingtonpost…
1778
. @HerschelWalker, buddy, if you’re going to pretend to be a cop you have to do it with more confidence than that! Let me show you…
(PS: What do you think Herschel’s “cop pseudonym” would be? I’m guessing, “Walker, Sexist Ranger.”)
1779
This might be the first time that a work of high art is also a scratch-and-sniff. #GISH #Skittlebrities @Skittles twitter.com/Gio_Gui/status…
1780
In 2019, I tasked GISH.com players with getting locations with racist or offensive names officially changed. We just got another win. Nice work, Sarah!
Keep fighting for change, folks. We CAN make a difference together. twitter.com/Silly_Sarah13/…
1782
CA! It’s infuriating that we have to do this, but today is the day to #VoteNoOnRecall. Don’t let the right wing hijack our government! It’s a flaw of the CA State constitution that this is even happening, but don’t be complacent! VOTE by 8 PM tonight! nytimes.com/live/2021/09/1…
1783
On November 6, we absolutely have to unite & restore the balance of power. VOTE. twitter.com/future_majorit…
1784
Last night, a swearing-in ceremony was held for Amy Coney Barrett at Trump's White House, and a swearing-to-vote-them-out ceremony was held everywhere else in America.
#VoteThemOut
npr.org/2020/10/26/927…
1785
Ejected from the White House for demonstrating honesty and integrity. nbcnews.com/politics/trump…
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Note: this was posted while Ambassador Yavonovitch was testifying in the impeachment hearings today. It’s witness intimidation, which is one of the 7 FELONIES Trumps right-hand man, Roger Stone, was convicted of TODAY. (Stone is the 6th of Trumps inner-circle to be convicted.) twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1788
Hey, I don't want to seem clingy, but a friend (whom I trust), told me that you hadn't yet ordered my book of poetry. Are we not friends anymore? Please order it tonight. If you don't, I fear my mother will reject me.
#cloying #guilttrip #mymother
amazon.com/gp/product/152…
1789
Hey, CA friends:
Today is the last day to register to vote in the recall election! This election will impact every single Californian, so it’s critical to cast your ballot. Are you registered yet? Go check now & let me know — and please VOTE!
registertovote.ca.gov
1790
. @feliciaday has flawless literary taste. You should all listen to her. adventurouseatersclub.com/shop/ twitter.com/feliciaday/sta…
1791
Legendary journalist @Bobosphere interrogated me mercilessly about my “influence.” (I spilled everything in the end.) realgarfield.attn.tv/p/3OR/landing-…
1792
So many pre-orders that it’s #1 on Amazon & we've already ordered a 2nd printing, but if you want to get a copy before the holidays, order it ASAP! The book makes a great stocking stuffer & the pages are perfect for crumpling up to light Yule logs!
amazon.com/Some-Things-St…
1793
Trump's denial of science during a pandemic has cost 30 million American jobs and Biden also plans to build green energy jobs. Next topic? twitter.com/GOP/status/128…
1794
We asked Gishers to #SendNoods of famous nude paintings or sculptures. They’re starting to roll in. #GISH twitter.com/Jazminlee623/s…
1795
Morning, sunshines! I know it’s a little unorthodox, but breakfast is my favorite meal to have in the mornings. We’re having egg & cheese cupcakes (that I invented)... Want some?
adventurouseatersclub.com/shop
1796
I voted with a resounding "yes!" Please do the same. Otherwise I think I might have to say goodbye to this platform. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
1797
. @CreationEnt is having people blow up my phone again. I think they just like using the power of the internet to needle me. Fine… I’ll play along.
Text #GoldNOLA to me at (323) 405-9939 and then RT their tweet by 3/22 at 11:59 PM PT. I’ll pick two people to each get two gold… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1798
Cozy up with a good book (that's sometimes naughty): bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
My publisher just told me COVID-related supply issues might hold up bookstore deliveries, so order one before October 12!
1799
We celebrated Passover more than Easter this year. Just hid a couple of eggs. Today maison found fur in the yard and figured it out: “Dad, I know why there were hardly any eggs or chocolates this year. The Easter Bunny was starting to hide them in our yard, then Hazel ate her.”
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(This is a secret message for voters in ID, MI, MO, MS, ND, WA, AZ, NH & MN. If you’re not in those states, don’t read it.)
GO VOTE TODAY!!! Your voice only gets counted if you use it, so be sure to cast a ballot TODAY. Then, show me your stickers! I’m collecting them. Thanks. twitter.com/RockTheVote/st…
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