1101
This will forever mark the apex of my career.
I AM LEGO. twitter.com/ChadFiveash/st…
1102
I’m doing a side-by-side candidate comparison here.
Which one do you think sounds better?
1103
I'm boycotting @Starbucks until Howard Schultz announces he IS NOT running for president. His independent candidacy could recklessly help @realDonaldTrump win in 2020--a risk we cannot take. Please stand down, Howard. nytimes.com/2019/01/28/opi…
1104
I’m glad she wore her sparkly Sunday dress.
1105
This weekend we got con-blocked: #SPNSea got cancelled due to snow! It was disappointing, but I'm heartened by the way @CreationEnt staff, onsite cast, volunteers & attendees all came together to make it incredible anyway. You all put the “family” in #SPNFamily. Thanks.
1106
This president hits new lows so often that rock-bottom has become the new normal... twitter.com/ABC/status/113…
1107
So now @elonmusk has reinstated the accounts of white nationalists, and insurrectionists and Nazis, but is suspending the accounts of prominent journalists without warning or explanation? Absolutely no company should be advertising on this platform.
cnn.com/2022/12/15/med…
1108
It’s my book’s launch day & it's #1 on Amazon! I just found it at Target in OH, but supply-chain issues mean some stores haven't stocked it yet—so call ahead & ask your store to set one aside. Amazon & B&N ship today! #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou
bit.ly/MCPoetryAmazon
1109
Hazel is vicious. Watch this with the sound on. gish.com
1110
Help us support the Ukrainian children being impacted by this horrific war. 🇺🇦🌻 shopstands.com twitter.com/Stands/status/…
1111
This dog is our friend. His name is Bernie Sanders. Maison heard me talking about the New Hampshire primary results and asked, “But can a dog really beat Donald Trump?”
1112
I've noticed that even wild mountain goats are pretty strict about social distancing these days.
1113
My America
Is chock-full of patriots
That Ram each other.
#SuperBowlHaiku twitter.com/NPR/status/109…
1114
1115
The bat’s out of the bag… Tune in Tuesday, March 14 for @TheCW_GothamK!
#GothamKnights
1116
To paint a more complete picture of this shelter-in-place domesticity, I feel compelled to add that yesterday when I asked Maison to brush her teeth, she grew enraged and asked me how to turn on the chainsaw so she could “...cut you and mom into pieces and feed you to the dog.” twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
1117
On #TransDayOfVisibility, Republicans are trying to make u invisible. The Party that used to want small government & security now fights to make sure books about alternative gender identities are banned from schools, while blocking laws that would keep assault rifles out of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1118
I’m getting a few complaints that some people couldn’t see my full Two-Face look because the camera angle had accidentally partially obscured my face with a door, so here’s an unobstructed view of me in the full makeup.
Watch #CWGothamKnights TONIGHT at 9 PM/8C!
1119
Only 100 days until the midterm election, guys! Are you registered? Is everyone you know? Registration deadlines are coming up fast, so stop what you’re doing right now & make sure! vote.org
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Good point! I hate people who seem happy and full of life in their youth. twitter.com/PerimeterNews/…
1122
Maison, 10, just asked, "Why do they say humans are the smartest animal when so many of them are actually really, really stupid?"
Then she proceeded to lecture us on single-use plastics and deforestation. twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1123
@jarpad @Stands @_MealsOnWheels I don't think so, Jared. These look like they are for humans, not giants.
1124
I’m running a 1-day, virtual, QUARANTINE SCAVENGER HUNT! Let’s create, connect (and maybe do a little good). Don’t just #StayAtHome —play at home! bit.ly/HomeHuntMC
1125
Never let it be said that @realDonaldTrump isn’t a “jobs creator.” cincinnati.craigslist.org/evg/d/cincinna…
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