1001
Bullies are people who threaten to curb-stomp others, Dana (like you do). Sometimes bullies are dangerous because they keep lots of military-grade guns. You are a bully Dana, but I’m sorry all these snowflakes get under your skin. twitter.com/dloesch/status…
1002
This weekend, I scaled the world’s largest rubber stamp to remind you:
Stamp out complacency! VOTE to ensure all people can be free!
Make sure you're registered: vote.org
Pledge to vote: actionsprout.io/6146F5
PS: Thanks for the great weekend, #SPNCLE!
1003
Your hands are so gentle—and surprisingly small! twitter.com/jarpad/status/…
1004
This is a "special" election. Get out there and Vote, AL! @DougJones google.com/amp/s/www.ther…
1005
Anyone can help, & it doesn’t cost a thing. Every Like on one of their “peace team’s” posts (from their site, not mine) gets $1 for @RandomActsOrg; every Share or Comment to them gets us $2. If anybody can get us to the goal, it’s you guys... Get on this! peacetea.com/peaceteam/ twitter.com/Boredbaconstri…
1006
Thanks to all of you, this exists. The man you hear talking is Austin Drill, who was the head of construction on the Free High School. Thank you, everyone involved... you’ve given these students a second chance. @RandomActsOrg
1007
My 7-year old is already picking up rebellious teenage gestures. What’s next: Piercings? A face tattoo? TIK TOK?!
Send help: bit.ly/ILYinASLlisASi…
1008
Went for a bike ride with the kids last night. When we got home West asked, “Why does everyone always say, “slow and steady wins the race?” I just tried it, and I was dead last.”
1009
I can't believe this! My therapist, @michaelrosenbum, has been secretly recording our sessions: insideofyoupodcast.com/episodes/misha…
(You should all follow him: @insideofyoupod)
1010
A gentle reminder... twitter.com/RexChapman/sta…
1011
Go read this right now! Then, join us in supporting Indigenous people in their fight to reclaim their home after a massive oil spill: bit.ly/GISHEcuador
1013
There are so many ferries here that you can’t enjoy the sea.
(Photo taken from a ferry.)
1014
Hey, West Coast: Tonight’s #SPN features @jarpad & @JensenAckles’ audition for a Doublemint ad! Last one for a while, guys, so try to savor it… twitter.com/cw_spn/status/…
1015
I probably shouldn’t be sharing this with you, but this is “concept art" of what my character's "Two-Face" prosthetic will look like on #GothamKnights. (#HappyHalloween!)
🦇🎃👻🦇
1016
Trump & his cronies are slowly trying to strip away the rights of LGBTQIA people. Your vote can stop them. Unlock a future where everybody is equal! #VOTE! #ACLU
bit.ly/YourVote_StT twitter.com/Stands/status/…
1017
Some of the most inflammatory signage I've seen this election cycle.
1018
Thank you, Senator, for showing that equality is a bipartisan issue. Now, please introduce legislation to protect black lives.
#BlackLivesMatter twitter.com/MittRomney/sta…
1019
Rudy Giuliani didn’t wear a mask as he traveled around & talked to people. Rudy now has COVID (and may have infected hundreds of others). Don’t be a Rudy. Stop the spread! Wear a mask. apnews.com/article/donald…
1020
Last election, I rallied folks to pass out water & snacks to voters stuck in 8-hour lines in Georgia. Now, it's illegal pass out water to voters in GA because Republicans would rather see voters pass out than have them vote. Please help me water democracy: iwasthirstyga.com twitter.com/IWasThirstyGA/…
1021
My neighbor brought over some homemade bacon, extolling its restorative properties after a workout. He’s not a nutritionist or a doctor, but the “healing power of bacon” sounds scientific, so I took him at his word & this was my breakfast this morning. (I feel better already.)
1022
They say nothing ever really dies on the Internet. This is definitive proof: 20 years ago, I wrote an Op-Ed piece in the @chicagotribune & @baltimoresun trying to defend @MonicaLewinsky (who should never have been publicly criticized at all)...
1023
West lost a rotten molar with a metal crown and the tooth fairy came for it last night. This is the note she left:
1024
Okay. I'll take him for my President. twitter.com/MichelleKinney…
1025
Say what you want, but quarantine is never boring...
From her car seat, Maison just said, “Dad? You know how when you get your fingers wet with spit and then stick them out the window they get really cold?... that’s what I’m doing right now.”
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Cell: (323)405-9939
he/him