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Pack your bags, please. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Happy #EarthDay, guys! In order to save the planet & reduce my carbon footprint, I'm recycling old tweets today.
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This is Republican Senate Majority Leader’s tweet from 2016 wherein he blocked Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, because it was campaign season. Let’s stick with your argument, Mitch. No confirmations until after the American people weigh in in November. newyorker.com/news/daily-com… twitter.com/LeaderMcConnel…
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I dare you to read this story & watch this video and not tear up in rage & sorrow. Last night at a peaceful vigil for a Black violinist killed by police, musicians were tear gassed. It’s long past time to #DemilitarizeThePolice. youtu.be/vlkeAPiGMCI
washingtonpost.com/opinions/elija…
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No. I pay top dollar for this level of security! twitter.com/dariusmarder/s…
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Looks like @jarpad and @JensenAckles bribed #SXSW organizers to put a #Supernatural panel on the schedule. Jeez. Those two will do anything to get me to visit Austin. sxsw.com/news/2020/laur…
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Thanks to today’s Supreme Court’s ruling, kids around the nation will now be able to take classes on “thoughts and prayers,” which will come in handy for their next school shooting.
reuters.com/legal/governme…
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Something "big", like lying under oath to the Senate? Being accused of sexual assault? What’s "big" enough for you, @JeffFlake? #StopKavanaugh twitter.com/CNN/status/104…
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SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!
(Also, notice the kids painted the dog when I was distracted. This is after a bath.)
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Tell me honestly: does this lip color make me look washed out, @RuthieConnell?
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Maison just described the color of this sunset as "hostage pink."
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Don’t take credit for a temporary pause in a war that your ignorance and greed started in the first place. There was no fighting until you abandoned the our allies, the Kurds, you asshole twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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The "Worst #PRIDE Kickoff Party" Award goes to @GovRonDeSantis for signing this discriminatory legislation. twitter.com/WFLA/status/13…
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Deal. If enough of Gen-Z & Millennials vote tomorrow that we can say we "ate & left no crumbs" (we keep the Senate and House blue), I’ll dye my hair blue over hiatus. Bet!
Your move, my young friends… #VOTEBLUE 💙 twitter.com/kriss_roo/stat…
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As an experienced authority on the subject, I’ve been recruited to join the #Area51Raid in a leadership role. (I don’t want to disappoint anyone, but I can already tell you what we’ll find there… )
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Do you wake up, eat a cheeseburger, look in the mirror and ask, "Donny T, what's the most evil thing you can do today??" You're happy inform us that you are eliminating housing opportunities for low income families?!
EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE!!! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Took the baby and Maison beach camping tonight.
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I object! My fashion choices have devolved over time. twitter.com/red_seventh/st…
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May the Fourth be with you today, and every day! #MayThe4th #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay #MayTheFourthBeWithYou
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Parents Are Sharing The Illogical Reasons Their Toddlers Melted Down and it reminded me of this: My youngest melted down because we weren’t being mean to her. Her older brother tried to appease her by pretending to be mean, but it didn’t work... apple.news/ALV3sn1MwQZ-rj…
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I'm proud of my dear friend from 7th grade, @dariusmarder, this morning. The film that he wrote and directed, Sound of Metal, just got nominated in six categories for the Oscars. Send him a little love.
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Watch this immediately. twitter.com/DavidYankovich…
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I don't care what your party affiliation is: we’ve got to put aside our differences & unite to defend our country against this attack on democracy. Trump let the Russian govt. manipulate the people to install him as president.
American patriots will not stand for that. #Impeach twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
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