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I was so proud of my fathering skills for thinking to bring a tiny travel-sized maple syrup and paper cups to the ski slope today to make snow cones.
When I presented the winter treat, Maison said, “Dad, this smells weird.”
The moral of the story: Read the fine print.
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I agree with @BetoORourke: We need real leaders who will enact real solutions, not corrupt politicians who put #GunsOverPeople. #VoteThemOut twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…
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This morning, history was made as two women astronauts took a spacewalk to replace a failed power controller. This is a great step! Now we just need a woman to replace the failed power controller in the White House. twitter.com/NASA/status/11…
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I've been reading my kids "Gmorning, Gnight! little pep talks for me & you" every day. It's a soothing balm & a great reminder to stay focused on optimism even in a sometimes tumultuous world.
Thanks for sending it my way, @Lin_Manuel & @penguinrandom!
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Really? Did you ask the farming & industrial communities u strangled with a useless trade war? Or the 800,000 dreamers who now live in terror? Or the 700,000 struggling Americans you’re taking food stamps away from, or the US citizens separated from loved ones by your Muslim ban? twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Hey, @RuthieConnell! I miss being able to carry you around with me everywhere for luck. Hope your year is full of uplifting moments. Happy bday.
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I hate to say it, but our youngest generation is flushing real opportunities down the toilet for the sake of “education.”
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The @Amica @SeattleMarathon is about to start! If we don’t make it through this, try to always remember us the way we were at this moment: full of trepidation & despair. #TheBadIdeaTour DONATE: BadIdeaTour.com
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The right is yelling "freedom of speech!" But that doesn't cover yelling "fire" in a crowded theater or fomenting murderous coups. Also Twitter is a company, so this is just the free market saying, "you're bad 4 business, bubba." Kind of an ironic ending. twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
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Thank you to the only 7 Senators who stood up for our country today instead of siding with a stochastic terrorist who incited violence & cost American lives. Remember their names:
Burr
Cassidy
Collins
Murkowski
Romney
Sasse
Toomey
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Who needs a ball pit when you have a sock pit? Today GISHERs broke the standing Guinness World Record for the number of socks donated to the homeless by a factor of 4. (Our 8th GWR) This is getting too easy. [@GISH, proving that u can change the world through play since 2011.]
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Republican politicians claim to be "pro-life," but they choose @NRA campaign dollars over the lives of elementary school kids.
apnews.com/article/uvalde…
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Maison saved a seed from eating a pickle last night. She pondered, “will it grow cucumbers or pickles?” Then announced, “there’s only one way to find out! Let’s plant it!” Then she ran out to the garden.
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This morning I woke from a dream. I have no memory of it except that I was asking someone, “Is constipation a problem for fish?”
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Just a guess, but when the founding fathers wrote about a well-regulated militia and the "right to bear arms", they didn't mean "the right to print out unregistered, undetectable weapons on your 3D printer". #NoRA twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/…
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Keeping people in jail because you can “use” them for labor is what we in the 21st century call “slavery”, #StevePrattor. Shame on you. twitter.com/ATLBlackStar/s…
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This weekend, I’m running the @Amica @SeattleMarathon with #TheBadIdeaTour (a bunch of out-of-shape Supernatural actors) to help fight childhood hunger. Make a tax-deductible donation by this weekend & our team will match your donations up to $100K! BadIdeaTour.com
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Historically, over 1 out of 2 Americans can’t solve this simple math problem. Can you? 866ourvote.org
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The “terrible thing” that is happening is that the votes of the American people are being counted. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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Ending 60 years of production in honor of #SPN’s retirement? What a sweet gesture, GM. Means a lot! twitter.com/TheJimMichaels…
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