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These thugs were outside my hotel last night.
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We came across this guy trapped on a fishing line. Let me tell you, it’s not easy to shoot video from a kayak while holding a pelican by the beak. @gowildblue
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I've missed you. Come soak up the summer with me! GISH.com
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Working with my favorite scene partner tonight... This little ball of joy. (@spntapeball)
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Remember, even during quarantine: what matters most is not how you feel on the inside, it’s how you look on the outside. #HomeGroomingLessons
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But I have to admit, you rock this look way better than I do, @jarpad. (Not that I’m trying to influence your wardrobe choices.)
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Thank you, Las Vegas, for an unforgettable weekend! I’m forever enamored by a city so devoted to wildlife that they built an entire hotel/restaurant/casino devoted to the study and preservation of owls.
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It's #WifeAppreciationDay! According to hashtag law, I'm legally required to appreciate the mother of my children (and co-author of my family's new book) today, and nothing says "I adore you" like book sales: bit.ly/AEClub_HC #TheAdventurousEatersClub
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Maison just said, “people always say mermaids are so beautiful; with their long flowing hair, and their clam-shell bras... but really they probably have sea worms in their hair and they wearing nothing and they’re 1/2 fish! If you think about it, mermaids are kind of disgusting.”
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Great logic, Donny! If I stop weighing myself, I’d have gained very few pounds. If we stop grading our kids, we will have next to no F grades. If we stop counting unemployment numbers, we’ll have the lowest unemployment ever! #MakeAmericaiGnorantAgain
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Thank God. #BlackLivesMatter & finally, that fact was represented in our country’s judicial system.
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Over 44% of women over 20 have some form of cardiovascular disease, but not everyone knows CPR and that really makes me see (and wear) red.
Go to heart.org now to learn this life-saving skill! ♥️
#WearRedDay #WearRedandGive
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This morning, the kids said, “Dad, we want to do Jackson Pollock-style painting."
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We’re all Patriots
Of the red white and the blue
I want to Ram you.
#SuperBowlHaiku
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Maison made a surprisingly realistic Easter Bunny costume. Happy Easter!
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It’s unseasonably warm and sunny in Vancouver, so I took a photo of my nostrils for you.
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There's nothing quite like a sweaty run down memory lane. bit.ly/TheBadIdeaTour
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It's @dicksp8jr's birthday! Not only is he a great, supportive friend, he's ergonomically designed. Happy bday.
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Persistence pays off! We told @TVGuideMagazine we'd hold our breath until we turned blue if they didn't put us on the #WBSDCC cover, so they gave it to us. @jarpad @JensenAckles @Alex8Calvert
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Goodbye Tokyo! I 🙏 you! (And goodbye Kimonostiel, you were a ninja angel.)
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Please do this... twitter.com/votesaveameric…
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Maison just came into the kitchen while I was doing dishes to report that she thinks I’m “the kindest one in the family.” I’m just reporting this in case Vicki is on twitter tonight.
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