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Tonight history was made & Trump was impeached, which was just the pick-me-up I needed after surgery. Thanks to those reps who stuck up for the country & voted to impeach. (Not you, @TulsiGabbard; nothing says “patriot” like voting, “I dunno, who cares?”)
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It’s so amazing that astronomers finally captured an image of @realDonaldTrump's soul! cnn.com/2019/04/10/wor…
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This morning someone in all seriousness confided in me that they had had a threesome... with two ghosts! I was so taken aback that I neglected to ask for details. I’m so mad at myself now.
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I actually didn't win this. I just happened to have lucked into a fandom full of philanthropic misfits. But I'm happy to take credit for their good deeds. twitter.com/RachelMiner1/s…
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This was @TVGuide ’s take on my social media presence... I think they’re mocking me.
As you can see, my real profiles showcase a far more serious, professional demeanor. twitter.com/TVGuide/status…
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Failing to protect the rights of trans people IS a threat to democracy, John. When the rights of one citizen or group are jeopardy, it diminishes our nation & weakens the American promise of liberty, justice & equality for ALL. twitter.com/JohnCleese/sta…
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NO ONE RESPECTS PRIVATE PROPERTY ANYMORE!!!
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I was trying to take a picture of the mountain while driving, but caught myself in the reflection. #AccidentallyArtistic #FauxCandidShot
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It’s my birthday, so I’m making a special birthday wish that you all pre-order my new cookbook, The Adventurous Eaters Club: bit.ly/AEClub_HC
I know this sounds selfish, but it’s part of a nefarious scheme to help fight child hunger—100% of author profits go to charity!)
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I know a thing or two about falling. #NationalPoetryDay @RudyFrancisco
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I’m taking the kids through the process of a day on the #Supernatural set, starting with hair & makeup.
As you can see, West is camera-ready: he’s already perfected his “blue steel”.
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It's in my contract. I only work on shows with docks on lakes. #CWGothamKnights
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TX has 38 electoral votes, making it the biggest battleground state. Every $1 we donate helps get 2 vote-by-mail applications out to TX voters to ensure no one is disenfranchised. $38 for 38 electoral votes.
I just donated. Match me! 38for38.com
#TurnTexasBlue
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Bald eagles are proof that Endangered Species Act protections work. They were on the brink of extinction the '60s, and now look at them! Don't let Trump roll back Endangered Species Act protections or we'll lose species like these forever. time.com/5651168/trump-…
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Thank YOU, @therealKripke. The story you crafted has changed our stories forever. #SPN300 #SPNFamily #Supernatural twitter.com/therealKripke/…
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This video went from something I was excited to show my kids to something that would cause nightmares.
@dicksp8jr
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Guys, can you please help us win this? It’s embarrassing... We only have 8 PCAs! eonli.ne/2Nse8Tx
#PeoplesChoiceAwards
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A friend in Michigan just texted me this photo. Thank you, @BIGGBYCOFFEE for spreading this propaganda.
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Even the American Bar Association (@ABAesq) agrees that Kavanaugh’s confirmation should be postponed pending a full investigation. There’s no reasonable reason to rush the vote— not when our legal system’s future is at stake. twitter.com/CNN/status/104…
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Finally, some good news in 2020. twitter.com/shannonrwatts/…
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Thank you to everyone who fought and died in service Thank you to the families who lost loved ones. We wouldn’t have our lives if you hadn’t sacrificed so much.
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First Super Bowl ever with no touchdowns going into the fourth quarter. I don’t watch football, and even I know this is officially the most boring game ever.