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Maison just described the color of this sunset as "hostage pink."
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Sure, the writing & @RuthieConnell's performance are a draw, but in all honesty I’m tuning in to @DCDoomPatrol for the skincare tips. I’ve got to learn how to get the #NightNurse’s vibrant green glow! #DoomPatrol twitter.com/RuthieConnell/…
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Mansions and Porsches may not be within your reach, but there’s one luxury item in this photo that you CAN have: bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…
*Mansion & Porsche not mine.
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I don't want to blame anyone else for my own performance, but @MelissaPonzio1 made me choke up in this episode of @BridgewaterPod.
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Cozy up with a good book (that's sometimes naughty): bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
My publisher just told me COVID-related supply issues might hold up bookstore deliveries, so order one before October 12!
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The @strandbookstore is currently sold out of signed copies of #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou, but if you do want one you can still get it at @TatteredCover (they can even ship it to you): bit.ly/TatteredMC
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As book reviews go, I’m pretty proud of this one. (I can’t take you people anywhere.) bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
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Yesterday you crashed @TatteredCover's site & they’re sold out! But if you still want me to desecrate a copy of #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou for you, you can get one at @AndersonsBkshp (I’m signing these “Chicago Style," so you definitely should get one): bit.ly/AndersonsMC
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Today is the end of the beginning. Today, all 10 episodes of season one of @BridgewaterPod are available for download. It’s free, but it’s disturbing, so binge at your own peril. grimandmild.com/bridgewater twitter.com/BridgewaterPod…
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In normal towns, people go apple picking. But in Bridgewater, the Apple picks YOU. apple.co/Bridgewater twitter.com/ApplePodcasts/…
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It’d be a shame if this image got printed & taped or tacked up all over the world in public places…
Post a photo of your vandalism with the location, #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou & bit.ly/SomeThingsMC and I’ll be your best friend (and I might also retweet you).
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You think that's bad?! Try actually BEING one of those actors in one of those shows but having the other actor have CRAZY EYES and a knife in his pocket! It's terrifying! (Miss you @JensenAckles.) twitter.com/laurenshippen/…
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We've all said for years that Facebook and Instagram are toxic & that they are ruining society...
Today FB and Insta have been down & now we can all clearly see just how hollow and meaningless our lives are without them.
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This is a gift you don’t have to wrap. (But pre-order right now if you want yours before the holidays, because we may not have printed enough for everyone to get one in time.) The book starts shipping in just 7 days! bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
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I do not technically have a lap infant on this flight, but my book is in its infancy so I checked that box anyway. bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
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For the record: I’d give YOU a solid A+.
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Today, I told my friend @YungPueblo, “I’ll show you yours if you show me mine.” (You should get both our books.)
Mine: bit.ly/MCPoetryAmazon
His: bit.ly/YungAmazon
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. @YungPueblo & I have similar taste in poetry & book covers. bit.ly/MCPoetryAmazon
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Read between
𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑘. bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
the lines.
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My friend @amahnke ran into something truly terrifying in the #Bridgewater triangle today… @BridgewaterPod @Roadfood123 #Bridgies
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