1527
I'm coming to London (virtually) on Saturday.
Come hang, if you're feeling cooped up. findthemetaverse.com
1528
Call your Senators. Call your congresspeople. Trump is trying to defund the USPS so people cannot vote by mail during a pandemic. He must be stopped. apple.news/AVLwzdw0HS6aWA…
1529
@realDonaldTrump How do you commemorate all great women in our history with one statue?
What are you envisioning? A generic vagina?
1530
Come chat with me & @AndrewYang (Presidential candidate!) tomorrow @ 5pm ET on my Instagram live! If there’s a question you want me to ask him, reply below. This is going to be like a West Wing rerun on steroids! Don’t miss it! #TeamJoeTalks @JoeBiden instagram.com/misha
1531
All will be revealed in my Instagram live at 5 ET. (instagram.com/misha)
1532
I spoke to @AndrewYang about the important issues: our upcoming election, fixing the economy, and why Trump is the worst Thanos impersonator. youtu.be/lS_bKzMR0hY
1534
@kimrhodes4real Thanks, Kim. Love you in all your wide-eyes, terrified perfection.
1535
I wasn't on set today, but some of my favorite people were there along with my body double.
1536
@jarpad You've been tweeting different versions of the same birthday joke every year for a decade and I still laugh every time. Damn you.
1537
Um... I could argue that Biden refraining himself year-over-year shows philosophical consistency.
I didn't see you complaining when your friend Melania copy and pasted from Michelle Obama's speech. m.youtube.com/watch?v=RcbiGs… twitter.com/thejtlewis/sta…
1538
Chilling... twitter.com/realTuckFrumpe…
1539
I'm exploiting my hungry child to sell kitchen spatulas to support hungry children. It's a viscous cycle. tinyurl.com/WilliamsSomisha @WilliamsSonoma @nokidhungry
1540
That depends, if what you're saying 5 times a day is a speech that last 4 hours and 48 minutes or more, then yes, it would technically be constant. If less, then no.
(Also, I just finished your book "Hunger" it broke my heart and lifted me up and taught me many things. Thank u.) twitter.com/rgay/status/12…
1541
Unbelievable. twitter.com/DanRather/stat…
1542
Maison, 7, just stuck her head out of the car window and declared, "This is the best moment of my life!" Then back in her seat, ruefully, "Five seconds ago... Five seconds ago was the best moment of my life."
1543
This is a tough one... I'd probably have to say the first athlete I really looked up to when I was a kid--and some of you might be too young to remember him--was Alexander I, son of Amyndas and King of Macedonia. twitter.com/Jason_Shetler/…
1544
The covid bat actually has some insightful things to say. What night is it speaking? twitter.com/ProjectLincoln…
1545
. @GOPChairwoman, you just said @realDonaldTrump has “respect for the military.” In your opinion, was that better demonstrated by his attacks on @SenJohnMcCain or when he ignored Putin’s bounties for killing US troops? #RNCFactCheck #TrumpChaos #RNC2020
1546
"Then she engulfed all the souls in hell." twitter.com/davidmweissman…
1547
Former Republican Senator Jeff Flake and 26 other Republican Congressmembers endorse
@JoeBiden.
google.com/amp/s/www.forb…
1548
It's terrifying to think they could win again with this boogie-monster fear-mongering.
Text me: "ArmyForGood" at (323) 405-9939 if you want to help me stop Trump. twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…
1549
My badass friend @SamSmithTweets has started an uprising in the battle against cancer. Rise up & join the fight! shopstands.com
1550
Worse than a threat. A living nightmare. twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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