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I'm in. Does Friday work for you? twitter.com/Stands/status/…
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With a 1% point difference, our family band name's poll was "too close to call" & recounts have only created further division between our bandmates. So in the interest of true democracy, we're holding a runoff election! twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
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What should our family band's name be? (Not to collude with you or unduly influence you, but one of these names contains a pearl of wisdom & I'm shellfishly hoping you pick it.)
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Hey, guys, if you worked this week, will you get paid? 800,000 federal employees won’t. These 5 senators can change that. You know what to do. #TrumpShutdown
Colorado @SenCoryGardner
Alaska @SenDanSullivan
Arizona @SenMcSallyAZ
Maine @SenatorCollins
Kansas @SenPatRoberts
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Hey, @squarespace, you are paying a racist, xenophobic, misogynists by advertising on @TuckerCarlson’s show. Please stop. twitter.com/slpng_giants/s…
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Rep. @SteveKingIA is joining us live from the 18th century, & is shocked to discover that white supremacy is offensive in modern times. (Just wait until he finds out that hooded robes & goose-stepping are also “out of vogue”…) nytimes.com/2019/01/10/us/…
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The results are in! "Clam, Let Go!" is the clear winner for our family band name. I’d like to take this moment to thank all the Russian bots out there, without whom this pre-planned victory wouldn’t have happened. спасибо, товарищи! twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
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Thanks, @squarespace, for taking steps to stop promoting spaces for hate to thrive. twitter.com/SquarespaceHel…
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They say our new family band, “Clam, Let Go!” Is irreverent, but I’d argue that we have a certain unique charm.
bit.ly/TheEmbracelet_… #Embracelet
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Another exciting day on set! I hate to complain, but our workplace conditions are pretty rough. It's hard to successfully nap when your feet dangle off the bed. My union rep will hear about this!
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It's always disappointing to find out your country's president is actually a cheap con man & villain from a 1950's TV show—but it does explain his obsession with this unnecessary wall. #NoWall
(The villain’s name in this show was actually “Trump.”)
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A few months ago, I had my mugshot taken by @Robbyklein.
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You know what’s rock & roll? Supporting arts & orphans. 100% of the profits from the charm I designed for #embracelet will go to supporting @Fulcrum_Arts & @jacmelchildren. Get one! bit.ly/TieCharm
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If only someone had warned us before the election.... twitter.com/HillaryClinton…
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West, my son, knit a scarf from the thick rope Santa gave him for Christmas and it turned my children (and our neighbor child) into white-eyes demons.
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Hey, @POPSUGAR, I object to your “twinning” face-matching technology! Obviously, I expected the software to say I look like @BrunoMars & @iamsrk, but I’m offended that you think I look 97.5% like myself from 6 months ago. This has thrown 2.5% of me into an existential crisis.
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Stop teasing us! What is it!? twitter.com/Chico6/status/…
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The first rule of #Supernatural Fight Club is, “Always wear a suit and tie.”
youtu.be/MK0gx5ImJM4
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I just learned that you’re supposed to collect charm bracelets one charm at a time. This seems inefficient, so I’m giving away a set of all the @Stands #Embracelet charms! (100% of profits go to @Fulcrum_Arts & @jacmelchildren!) bit.ly/CharmContest
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Nothing's more awkward than a family reunion where every single attendee has died at least once. #Supernatural #300Episodes share.ew.com/9K3XTYK
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It was really considerate of @EW to shoot my cover photo in the red-light district for my convenience. share.ew.com/9K3XTYK
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This is an outrage! I can't believe @EW released this scandalous behind-the-scenes photo of me getting a hand job! #Controverstiel share.ew.com/9K3XTYK
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Mary Oliver was my favorite poet. Heartbroken to learn of her death. Grateful she gave us what she did with her one wild and precious life.
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Cell: (323)405-9939
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