1926
Come hang out with me in Burbank, guys! bit.ly/SPNBUR19 twitter.com/CreationEnt/st…
1927
Maison used Elmer’s glue and the shell of a shrimp to make a press-on nail just now. Moments like this make me glad to be a dad. #HappyFathersDay
1928
1929
Everyone, please register and promise you will vote... twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1930
Say what you will about Sarah Huckabee Sanders,but losing our WH press secretary is a big deal. Who’s gonna lie to the public & not hold press briefings now?
(She’s leaving at the end of the month to return to Arkansas—presumably to slither under a rock until she gets arrested.) twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1931
This president hits new lows so often that rock-bottom has become the new normal... twitter.com/ABC/status/113…
1932
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1933
I had an epiphany just now: If I post a tweet with no words, I eliminate the risk of misspelling.
1935
And by “breath” I mean “breathe.” You learn something new every day.
1936
I was explaining one of the simplest meditation techniques to the kids: “Sitting, eyes closed, you breath in good things you breath out bad things” Maison said, “So you breath in sparkly rainbow unicorns and you breath out broken guitars?”
1937
(Credit where it’s due to @mishasdiary & @kaymill0 for the posters.)
1938
But I have to admit, you rock this look way better than I do, @jarpad. (Not that I’m trying to influence your wardrobe choices.)
1939
Today, @jarpad texted me this.
1942
I hear Laotian coffee is incredible. Want to find out with me? bit.ly/GISHTakesLaos twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
1946
Just the wrong time of year to be here...
1948
This isn’t a partisan issue, it’s a patriotic issue. No one should be above the law. twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…
1949
I don’t want to seem paranoid, but I think our yard is bugged.
1950
It’s long overdue. I only hope that your Congressional colleagues on both sides of the aisle will act with integrity and protect our democracy now. twitter.com/KamalaHarris/s…