1702
Your lawyers are all in jail or heading to jail. So are your lawyer's lawyers. So are you. cnn.com/2019/10/25/pol… twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1703
This morning I woke from a dream. I have no memory of it except that I was asking someone, “Is constipation a problem for fish?”
1704
1705
Why is #Supernatural trending at #1 right now?! Is it because you people like to see me sad?!
1706
Don’t miss tonight’s episode of #SPN! They’ll be lots of laughs at the end!
1707
I've heard others refer to Republicans who don't support Trump as "patriots" or "people of integrity," but the President proves what a unifier and statesman he is by describing them as, "human scum!" twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1708
Wherein @FoxNews reports that Russia will be joining the Turks in the ethnic cleansing of our Kurdish allies in Northern Syria. @realDonaldTrump removed US troops so that Putin could replace them with Russian troops. #OurPresisidentWorksForMoscow apple.news/AXsaTBX1TRnClC…
1709
My evil twin made the cover of @TVGuideMagazine! People say we look alike, but we’re polar opposites. (For one thing, the shadow is on the wrong side of his face.)
1710
This is as good a time as any to confess that my nom de plume is “Katie McQuade.” (Really, this letter in the @NewYorker could be summed up: “Sure, there’s some toxicity in any fandom. But the #SPNFamily has also proven to be a force for good in the world.")
1711
Thank you for using your incredible voice, @brandicarlile. apple.news/Ah8-RGxD-Te6Om…
1712
I did a Bob Ross painting. I think I have a hidden talent, by I don’t know what happened with the yellow trees by the cabin.
1713
This wasn’t fair! You can’t see, but West (on my shoulders) is wearing pants made from woven lead. Maison (on @HilarySwank's shoulders) had just inhaled 1/2 a tank of helium.
1714
Don’t take credit for a temporary pause in a war that your ignorance and greed started in the first place. There was no fighting until you abandoned the our allies, the Kurds, you asshole twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
1715
At the airport cafe the cashier said, “I’m trying not to freak out because I know who you guys are.” Maison replied with genuine curiosity and a bit of awe, “Who are we?”
1716
My sister Liz was asked to do a presentation to her class on the parasympathetic and sympathetic nervous systems. This is what she did...
(Graduate school looks like it's no fun.)
1717
This morning, history was made as two women astronauts took a spacewalk to replace a failed power controller. This is a great step! Now we just need a woman to replace the failed power controller in the White House. twitter.com/NASA/status/11…
1718
Guys! This is our VERY LAST chance to win the @peopleschoice Awards. It would be so tragic if #SPN only had 8 of them...
pca.eonline.com/tv/the-sci-fif…
1719
"It's worse than they thought."
Hey @cw_spn, aren’t you supposed to be PROMOTING the show? twitter.com/cw_spn/status/…
1720
@kimrhodes4real You make a good point. On the other hand, if we allow them to continue to collude one day we’ll be well positioned as parents of the maniacal overlords of the universe. Playdate?
1721
Dear Donny,
Congrats on the G-7 contract you awarded yourself. What a slick self-deal! You’re pocketing so much taxpayer money! In the interest of efficiency, maybe we should cut out the middleman. Instead of sending checks to the IRS, can I send them directly to you? twitter.com/washingtonpost…
1722
My humiliating confession in today’s @nypost is a reminder that you should always ask the reporter if it’s “off the record” first.
1724
This video went from something I was excited to show my kids to something that would cause nightmares.
@dicksp8jr
1725
The #SPN set is a serious, professional work environment.
Thank you, #SPNFamily, for helping us raise $46k for @VanFoodBank! #ReelThanks19
(video: @jwmanzano)
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