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Tonight’s the final presidential debate! The anticipation is killing me. Will the mute button be put to good use? Will Trump still be a walking biohazard? Will the fly make a cameo? Tune in tonight @ 6 PM PT — & text me “FinalDebate”to watch with me: (323) 405-9939
#Debates2020 twitter.com/CNN/status/131…
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If you find any human hairs on the inside of the hat, please do not sequence the DNA from them. Thanks.
Go sign up! GISH.com twitter.com/GISH/status/13…
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Vote. That's it. That's the tweet. bit.ly/VoteOrgMC twitter.com/NRA/status/131…
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Oh! Well, if it's that harmless and innocent, you won't mind if I watch it the minute it's released on Amazon Prime on Friday. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/s…
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For the first time ever, this is an entire professional team endorsing a candidate. Other teams in other sports, please step up. The annals of history will reward you. twitter.com/seattlestorm/s…
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Okay. I'll take him for my President. twitter.com/MichelleKinney…
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Maison just said, "Dad, what are you smiling to yourself about?"
I said, "I've been waiting for this moment for 4 years."
She nodded, understanding: "Oh. Like when I was waiting to get a gecko." bit.ly/VoteOrgMC
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VOTE BLUE, TX! We need to stop this kind of government-perpetrated hate crime. twitter.com/TexasTribune/s…
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Finally, some good news in 2020. twitter.com/shannonrwatts/…
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Please read this and then please, pretty please, vote. usatoday.com/in-depth/opini…
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If you are a Christian who has not decided who to vote for, please consider this: google.com/amp/s/www.forb…
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If you cast your ballot for Trump, you’re casting a ballot for cruelty that has left kids orphaned. America is supposed to be better than this. #VoteHimOut! bit.ly/VoteOrgMC twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
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Everyone was saying this in October of 2016 about the Trump campaign too. EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET OUT AND VOTE FOR @JoeBiden! twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1…
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I joked about the moderator needing a mute button during the first debate. But the President is such a child that the debate commission has decided that they ACTUALLY need a mute button for him in order to have a half-way meaningful debate. Holy hell. cnn.com/2020/10/19/pol…
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Several years ago I made a 5-minute short film about a neo-nazi. It's more relevant now than ever. Please watch. m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOv1aW…
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Apparently, some people think I should eat them. Luckily, my Twitter isn’t a democracy — but the US still is. Make sure it stays that way. VOTE! bit.ly/VoteOrgMC twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
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Four years ago, I attended a Trump rally (bit.ly/TrumpRallyMC). Today, I stumbled onto another one. It’s hard to believe it, but they’re even more charming now.
VOTE. These people will. bit.ly/VoteOrgMC
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I just saw Trump supporters in front of a @HobbyLobby. Don't double negatives cancel each other out?
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Look at this Random Act of Kindness!! Someone left a plate of brownies on the pavement at the gas station during COVID! Should I eat one?
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I texted someone & asked them to bring my friend @davelavery snacks as he waited in a long line to vote. Unfortunately, they missed each other (sorry, Dave) — but we’re still distributing snacks to other voters! Text me “Snacks4Voters” to help. (323) 405-9939
PS: Thanks, Jenni. twitter.com/davelavery/sta…
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. @KamalaHarris. @mjhegar. @SaraGideon. @PamKeithFL, @BarbaraBollier. @TinaSmithMN. @AmyMcGrathKY, @PramilaJayapal... To be a truly representative democracy, we need diverse candidates — like these women. Get out there & #VoteForHer! bit.ly/VoteOrgMC twitter.com/ProjectLincoln…
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Thank you to everyone asking how international folks can help! If you want to chip in, you can make a donation to @RandomActsOrg — they’re funding the snacks. Thanks.
randomacts.org/donate/
#Snacks4Voters twitter.com/mishacollins/s…
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Early voting is underway! If you see long lines at the polls, please post the location, details & #VotingLines.
I’m working with @RandomActsOrg to bring snacks to voters to make the wait bearable. Want to help? Text me “#Snacks4Voters” & your city/state: (323) 405-9939
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They have to buy communion wafers in bulk. #Munchies
(PS: Now go vote. Or make a voting plan. bit.ly/VoteOrgMC)
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