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My book is now in its third printing (before the first printing has reached stores). Order your copy now if you want to get it before the holidays (and if you want to avoid hurting my feelings). bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…. #hardsell #guilttrip
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No matter what you’re facing, know that you are loved & never alone.
I’m glad you’re in the world. Please stay strong. Please STAY. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay ❤️
bit.ly/CrisisHelpHotl…
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The Republican party denies global warming while the country burns, tells people not to get vaccinated--even though it is proven to save lives, fights worker protections, and has tied itself to a bankrupt, narcissist casino owner. Switch teams, people. twitter.com/DebraMessing/s…
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L'amore è amore in qualsiasi lingua. ❤️
(Love is love in any language.)
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My poetry book is listed as #1 in “erotic poetry” in France and the UK, but isn’t even ON the list of “love & erotic poetry” in the US (Though it’s #1 in “Love Poems.”) Is Amazon USA's site trying to kink-shame me?
amazon.com/Some-Things-St…
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Who do YOU want to be? (I want to be @Hannahgadsby.) youtu.be/5AUeO5nZNLI
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So many pre-orders that it’s #1 on Amazon & we've already ordered a 2nd printing, but if you want to get a copy before the holidays, order it ASAP! The book makes a great stocking stuffer & the pages are perfect for crumpling up to light Yule logs!
amazon.com/Some-Things-St…
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I guess my problems are really not that significant, in the scheme of things. twitter.com/BadAstronomer/…
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It is with deep sadness and regret that I am publicly announcing that you can now order my book of poetry. bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…
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Help! We can't let one of the most successful, brilliant, literary minds of epoch beat us out just because he's more talented, creative and altruistic than we are!! Please, give Bridgewater a download and trump @StephenKing (modifier-intended).
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I just posted my very first @tiktok_us video, but now I’m genuinely concerned that it will be so viral that all of TikTok’s servers will crash. (SOUND ON, PLEASE.)
vm.tiktok.com/ZMRAmA6sS/
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Good. Now all of America's culture and economy should be brought up on charges of aiding and abetting... google.com/amp/s/www.cbsn…
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Hey, CA friends:
Today is the last day to register to vote in the recall election! This election will impact every single Californian, so it’s critical to cast your ballot. Are you registered yet? Go check now & let me know — and please VOTE!
registertovote.ca.gov
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The tooth fairy failed to come last night.
After I silently cursed myself, Maison said, "Dad, I think it's Covid-related. Maybe she's not vaccinated."
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In today’s terrifying episode of @BridgewaterPod, we learn why it’s dangerous to crash a neighborhood barbecue without bringing s’mores. For all your paranormal etiquette tips, tune in now! grimandmild.com/bridgewater
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Yes. Literally. twitter.com/BridgewaterPod…
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Californians, don’t be apathetic! You have until Monday (8/30) to register to vote in the recall election. Vote NO if you want to save CA from a right-wing Trump supporter who wants to kill social programs & make the minimum wage $0. (Seriously.) VOTE!
theguardian.com/us-news/2021/a…
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This morning, my friend @Legacy_of_War CEO @gilesduley updated me on the heartbreaking situation in Afghanistan. There’s no end in sight for the violence, but we can help victims heal. Sign up for 2022 #GISH or go here to donate: bit.ly/GISHKabul
youtu.be/1mEmYwKREiY
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Great news! The FDA just fully approved the Pfizer #COVID19 vaccine as safe & effective. I’ll admit I’m disappointed to learn it WON’T give me freakish superpowers, but if you’ve been waiting to get your shot you’ve got no excuses now. Go get vaxxed!
washingtonpost.com/health/2021/08…
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Every citizen deserves to be heard at the polls. The John R. Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act will protect our democracy against voter suppression. Tell your reps to vote YES on #HR4! #RestoreTheVote twitter.com/RepTerriSewell…
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As the original inventor of “watermelon pizza“” I have to say they made 2 other “big mistakes” in their recipe:
1. They forgot the eggs, and
2. They made watermelon pizza. youtu.be/c6UGNIa8FRc twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…
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We had to cancel the FL #SPN con because @GovRonDeSantis is standing in the way of COVID protocols & we can’t keep folks safe.
Floridians are suffering & dying, so let’s make sure he hears more than a “blip” from the #SPNFamily about it: usa.gov/state-governme…
#VaxAndMaskFL twitter.com/MeidasTouch/st…
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Hey, CA: Did you know you can already vote by mail on the Newsom recall? This election is nothing more than a nefarious attempt to thwart the will of CA voters, so I hope you’ll stop it cold by voting NO on question #1. Get more info here & go VOTE!
sos.ca.gov/elections/upco…
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