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I saw the acclaimed "Book of Mormon" last night for the first time. Afterwards I read up on it to learn that it had been slightly rewritten after the pandemic hiatus to make it more culturally sensitive. The updated version is still shockingly racist & backward. I was horrified.
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Holy sh*t. You're going to make me cry! Thank you for once again going above and beyond to help people who need it most. I'm so proud of you all. 💙💛bit.ly/GISHUkraine2022 twitter.com/GISH/status/15…
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Thank you for your support, your highness! bit.ly/GISHUkraine2022 twitter.com/SealandGov/sta…
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This is incredible! We’re halfway to fully funding three ambitious projects to help vulnerable Ukrainian refugees — women, LGBTQIA+, and disabled Ukrainians. 💙💛
Help us get to 100%: bit.ly/GISHUkraine2022 twitter.com/GISH/status/15…
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My #GISH scavenger hunt is partnering with @gilesduley's @Legacy_of_War and @RandomActsOrg for an effort that helps marginalized Ukrainians fleeing war zones. Whether you’re playing @GISH or not, please chip in to help! youtu.be/W_fvh6H0noU
Donate: bit.ly/GISHUkraine2022
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#100Days until the midterms! Are you registered to vote? Are you sure? vote.civicnation.org/register/commu…
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Here's my note: if you're going to wake everyone in a hotel up, at least use proper grammar. What's a "wardent?"
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Dear Kid Me,
You will go through stretches in life that are so hard you'll want to quit, but stay with it, kid, the darkest times will be your greatest teachers.
(Also, if you're sliding down a hill in June of 2017 in shorts & no shirt, look for poison oak!)
#iWishKidMeKnew twitter.com/breach_tanya/s…
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The people on this plane are so polite.
(I can’t really blame @RuthieConnell for flipping the guy in front of her off; he clearly doesn’t know how to wear a mask properly.)
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Happy birthday, @RachelMiner1! Thanks for everything you do for @RandomActsOrg & the world. You are a force of nature. Happy b-day, my friend. 🎂💙💚
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Um... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?! twitter.com/BridgewaterPod…
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"Super fun event," “perplexing chaos bordering on masochism." Tomato, tomahto. gish.com twitter.com/GISH/status/15…
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I was texting @MichelleObama this morning and it occurs to me that you might want to, too. Her number is (312) 847-4044. Send her a text and tell her “Misha sent me!” my.community.com/michelleobama
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Come on, Senate... now do your job!
nytimes.com/2022/07/19/us/…
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I'm going on the adventure of a lifetime, and I want you to come with me: bit.ly/GISHTrip2023
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Of course I like cats. They’re delicious. twitter.com/Adriana0209038…
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#everythingeverywhereallatonce is yet another propaganda film put out by the bagel lobby.
Unfortunately for those of us who would resist the agendas of cream cheese & baking titans, the movie is a delicious work genius.
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Hey, @JensenAckles, you still look good, but holy hell, as the photo in this article shows, you were such a STUD back in the day. twitter.com/screenrant/sta…
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No big deal, I've just been texting the President this morning. He didn't tell me not to give out his number (big mistake), so... (302) 404-0880.
PS if you want more pictures of me with the dog text me "Hazel pics" and I'll get right on it. (My number is (323) 405-9939)
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Well, dear NRA, right now things are OUT OF CONTROL. We're seeing so many mass shootings we can't keep track. Call me old fashioned, but I'd say getting this UNDER CONTROL is a good idea. twitter.com/NRA/status/154…
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I wore my most patriotic clothes today and asked my son to take a picture. And then when I tried to pose with a serious, yet sexy expression, he said, "Dad, don't do that with your face." And then I laughed, and then he took the picture.
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No matter how you celebrate, I’m proud of you. #Pride2022
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Sarah was such a passionate @RandomActsOrg volunteer and a wonderful person. I’m saddened by her passing and send my love to all who knew her. If you can, please do an act of kindness in her memory today. Thanks. 💙💚 twitter.com/RandomActsOrg/…
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Thanks to today’s Supreme Court’s ruling, kids around the nation will now be able to take classes on “thoughts and prayers,” which will come in handy for their next school shooting.
reuters.com/legal/governme…
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Cell: (323)405-9939
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