2001
Guys! It’s the last day to join the #GISH Hunt! If you’ve never played, or you’ve played before but haven’t signed up yet (I’m talking to YOU—you know who you are), come play with me this summer: bit.ly/WhatIsGISH
2002
This morning, we were the #1 Cookbook on Amazon! But we were #8 in Books overall, which put us 5 places behind Donny T., Jr... & that's outrageous.
Help us restore order to the universe. Get our book & help us beat Lucifer’s son! adventurouseatersclub.com
2003
I found a way to donate to 10 great charities that support justice for black people — all at once.
Help me make a change: bit.ly/MCChangeUp
2004
No matter your political affiliation, it’s safe to say we all agree on one thing: America’s government is broken. Do something about it! Join the Unrig Summit in Nashville March 29-31 & help #UnrigtheSystem! unrigsummit.com
2005
Tell me the truth: by the end of this article, were my responses coming off as a little “canned?" bit.ly/CBSWatch_MC
Get #TheAdventurousEatersClub! 100% of the profits go to charity: adventurouseatersclub.com/shop twitter.com/CBSWatch/statu…
2006
It's horrifying to think someone like this could ever be elected as sheriff anywhere. It's even more horrifying to think we elected someone like this to lead our country. twitter.com/ava/status/129…
2007
In today’s terrifying episode of @BridgewaterPod, we learn why it’s dangerous to crash a neighborhood barbecue without bringing s’mores. For all your paranormal etiquette tips, tune in now! grimandmild.com/bridgewater
2008
Tell your teacher. Tell your students.
May the classiest class win... twitter.com/RandomActsOrg/…
2009
@Shoshannah7 @jarpad You should be a shamed. There are children here. Porn. Pure porn.
2010
Well, this is nice effusiveness...
For those trying to get a copy, Barnes & Noble is currently sold out as are many indie stores, but Amazon still has copies in stock & so do some Targets & I am assured more books are shipping!
So for now, order here: amazon.com/gp/aw/d/152487… twitter.com/kaleenalangrec…
2011
Remember: Don’t be turned away! If you’re in line before the polls close, they HAVE to let you vote!
If the wait is really long, be a hero & get some free pizza for everybody there: polls.pizza
2012
From SPN cast: Incredible Black Friday Offer! TODAY ONLY if u donate to our badideatour.com fundraiser 4 childhood hunger, not only do u get a tax deduction, & not only will your $ be matched (up to $100k) by our team, but u will also get a HIGHER PLACE IN THE AFTERLIFE!
2013
This is actually more accurate than most @FoxNews reporting... youtu.be/VRJecfRxbr8
2014
How are those bone spurs? twitter.com/GOP/status/116…
2015
Tyler, thanks for Jumping onstage with me to introduce the pilot of Gotham Knights just now. (Nice hearing the audience scream when you came onscreen.) twitter.com/TheCW_GothamK/…
2016
The scariest thing about this Hunt challenge is the shameless marketing ploy. gish.com twitter.com/GISH/status/14…
2017
Just 2 DAYS left to pre-order #TheAdventurousEatersClub! Be an early adopter, be on the vanguard, be the first on your block, be the envy of your friends, be the bee’s knees: bit.ly/AEClub_HC
2018
Don’t share this with everyone you know, but I’m plotting a coup in 2020. Join now to get in on the ground floor: gish.com/2020-registrat… twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
2019
My dear friend @gilesduley and I are working on a project together. He just recorded this message from a place near where he lost his arm and legs a decade ago. Please listen. Sound on. #GISH
2020
I had the great pleasure of meeting @gilesduley for the first time in person last week. We sat at a table and talked and laughed from 11AM until just before midnight. We generated so many brilliant ideas during that 12 hour chat that we all swore secrecy and signed NDAs. (Really) twitter.com/CtznsOfHumanit…
2021
During Black History Month, the highly esteemed Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson is MAKING history by being the first Black woman nominated for the Supreme Court. It’s nice to get a spot of good news every once in a while. whitehouse.gov/KBJ/ twitter.com/POTUS/status/1…
2022
After posting about @Chevron, @SDonziger, and the disaster in Ecuador, my dear friend @ZoeTryon sent me a message: “Misha, did I ever send you this?” I had no idea she had been working on this project for more than a decade. Small world… youtu.be/auam076aROM
2023
Thank you, Rep. McKean, for putting your conscience & the well-being of our country above party. All candidates should follow your lead & reject any party that aligns itself with hate & fascism. time.com/5577204/andy-m…
2024
In this informative PSA, @RonDeSantisFL demonstrates that xenophobia & hate aren't innate; they're learned behaviors passed on by bigoted parents to innocent children. Nice work, Ron! (And yet another reminder that we all need to VOTE.) twitter.com/JordanUhl/stat…
2025
In an effort to make sure EVERY citizen gets to the polls on Tuesday, I’ve sent my @GISH army of good out to engage in a peer pressure incursion. So far, they’ve spread the word in 22 states!
Consider this your draft notice: gish.com/challenge-gish… #GISHOutTheVote
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