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I'm going on the adventure of a lifetime, and I want you to come with me: bit.ly/GISHTrip2023
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The Republican party denies global warming while the country burns, tells people not to get vaccinated--even though it is proven to save lives, fights worker protections, and has tied itself to a bankrupt, narcissist casino owner. Switch teams, people. twitter.com/DebraMessing/s…
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I do not technically have a lap infant on this flight, but my book is in its infancy so I checked that box anyway. bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
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@irvnstark What kind of a pervert sleeps with socks on?
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The covid bat actually has some insightful things to say. What night is it speaking? twitter.com/ProjectLincoln…
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Perfect! See you in 45 minutes. Can’t wait! twitter.com/ReverendWarnoc…
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GET OUT!
There’s nothing more terrifying than another 4 years of a GOP-controlled Senate, so @BradleyWhitford & @JordanPeele are doing something about it. Join them LIVE today for an event to support democracy in GA: getoutforgeorgia.com/mishacollins twitter.com/BradleyWhitfor…
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This #RandomActsOfKindnessDay, I want to take a moment to celebrate the badasses at @RandomActsOrg. Our 100% volunteer team is amazing! They work tirelessly to put good into the world & put up with me throwing monkey wrenches in the works. Thank you all. randomacts.org
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Yesterday, @NatalieAbrams said she would share a photo of me in my new wardrobe. I know we're going to get in trouble for this spoiler, but this is me on set tonight wearing my new, custom-made [REDACTED]!
#GothamKnights 🦇
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The @Dodgers are hot this year - and holy hell, it was hot today. Car thermometer read 113°F when we parked at the stadium.
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The new White House fence has been put to good use…
washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/…
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I don't know why everyone's so surprised by Trump's criminal, mob-boss language. We all know that we've had "the Don" in the oval office for years!
washingtonpost.com/politics/recor…
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Dr. Seuss is beating me in book sales. Please, help me take this deceased, beloved children's author down! (Also order now if you don't want all your friends to get it before you.)
bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…
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#TRUMP2020: Now endorsed by the KKK AND the Taliban!
cbsnews.com/news/taliban-o…
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Legendary journalist @Bobosphere interrogated me mercilessly about my “influence.” (I spilled everything in the end.) realgarfield.attn.tv/p/3OR/landing-…
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Ted Cruz is now doing Parler ads. I guess Goebbels was busy this week. twitter.com/tedcruz/status…
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I'm thinking of rebooting a beloved DC superhero franchise! Here's our concept costume. (It'll take real balls to take this hero on.) #GISH
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Hey, @squarespace, you are paying a racist, xenophobic, misogynists by advertising on @TuckerCarlson’s show. Please stop. twitter.com/slpng_giants/s…
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Astounding. I challenged you to help @RandomActsOrg donate 10,000 meals for @BidenInaugural's #DayOfService. You CRUSHED it with over 110,000 donated! I’m floored & grateful to be part of a group so willing to serve. Thank you. #RAServingHope
bit.ly/RAServingHope
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Sometimes the hallowed ground of childhood happiness turns into an Applebee’s… but some things never change. bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
#SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou
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That ominous moment is here, guys… Tomorrow is the LAST day to sign up for the 2018 Hunt! Don't get caught in the weeds & miss your chance to be a part of something great & truly historic: the inaugural GISH Hunt. JOIN NOW! you.jointhehunt.com/register.php
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I voted with a resounding "yes!" Please do the same. Otherwise I think I might have to say goodbye to this platform. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Time is running out, guys! Last 3 days to get in on the Hunt with all your friends. I don't want you to miss it: bit.ly/4TheBestSummer
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You are literally saving lives by voting. Wait in line, drive the miles, do what you have to do to have your ballot counted. twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/…
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