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It’s heartening to see we haven’t lost sight of what’s really important in the middle of a pandemic. Closing a vaccination site to host a large public convention makes perfect sense!
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My poems made it on the @nytimes Bestsellers list for the second week! It dropped from 4th out of 15 to 15th out of 15, but I’ll take skin-of-my-teeth any day. Thanks, y’all. linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
#SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou
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Are you really measuring your success by the RATINGS OF YOUR BRIEFINGS?!!
(And, PS: people watch your briefings for the same reasons they watch horror movies or car crashes.) twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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I joked about the moderator needing a mute button during the first debate. But the President is such a child that the debate commission has decided that they ACTUALLY need a mute button for him in order to have a half-way meaningful debate. Holy hell. cnn.com/2020/10/19/pol…
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Sadly, Maury, I’m contractually forbidden from taking polygraphs or as you call them, “lie detector” tests, but I am permitted to take flexibility tests, eye exams, and trivia quizzes, if any of those will help us resolve this once and for all. #AlexHasToBeMyBiologicalSon twitter.com/TheMAURYShow/s…
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My book is now in its third printing (before the first printing has reached stores). Order your copy now if you want to get it before the holidays (and if you want to avoid hurting my feelings). bit.ly/SomeThingsISti…. #hardsell #guilttrip
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Who knew that the man who’s been systematically undermining our climate, environment, wild animals, and science itself would turn out to be an unethical villain?! Good riddance, @EPAScottPruitt! twitter.com/nytimes/status…
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"The Jet Sex" by this woman is now available in hardcover in Japanese!
If you want the English version, it’s here: amazon.com/Jet-Sex-Airlin…
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Allow me to distill the basic messaging of “Ferris Bueler’s Day Off”: be rich, school sucks and and don’t be a teacher because they’re evil.
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This is what patriotism looks like. This is what it means to love your flag, America. twitter.com/CBSSports/stat…
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The #SPNFamily knows family don’t end in blood — we take care of everyone. So I’m calling a family meeting tomorrow @ 12 PM ET: I’ll be LIVE on Instagram with @RepSwalwell & @aisha_nyandoro to discuss how we can reduce child poverty by up to 50%. Be there! instagram.com/misha
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Join us tonight for a #SPNFamily reunion featuring @staceyabrams! We’re going to play #SPN trivia, reminisce, & release never-before-seen outtakes & bloopers — all to support @fairfightaction in the fight against voter suppression! 9 PM ET. Be there! bit.ly/SPNFairFight twitter.com/thehill/status…
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This quartet of Syrian siblings has been split by war: Alaa is in Italy, his sisters are in Syria, & his brother is in Holland. But though they can't be together in person, they're still united through their shared love... and so are we.
#HappyNewYear
youtu.be/2t9T6OH-8rg
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I've been reflecting on 2018, and there's something I want to tell you... bit.ly/2TiIYx1
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Warning: This might make you cry (I did.) Thanks to @gilesduley, @RandomActsOrg supporters, & everyone who plays my strange game @GISH for helping change this little girl’s future. (And happy birthday, Khawla.) twitter.com/GISH/status/11…
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I had that day today. I had every emotions except peaceful and content. twitter.com/kumailn/status…
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Things got a little greasy at my panel at #SPNDC this weekend: bit.ly/AEClub_HC
#TheAdventurousEatersClub
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For the record: I’d give YOU a solid A+.
bit.ly/MCPoetryAmazon
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Trump has appointed a pathological liar and a science-denier to manage the Coronavirus. God help us. twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/…
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I popped into my local bookstore a couple of nights ago. Everybody seemed to be reading the same thing. Weird. adventurouseatersclub.com
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25 years ago, I fell in love with my friend @jeweljk's Pieces of You album. Tonight, for the first time ever she’s going to sing it live and & in sequence. Come watch musical history being made with me!
Get your tickets now: shop.jeweljk.com
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You enabled him. You did this. And republican senators have the power to stop him. But you won’t. Because you have abandoned principle and country. twitter.com/LindseyGrahamS…
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Ever wanted to see what a #Supernatural panel is like? I’m streaming mine tomorrow! It’s high tech & interactive—you can ask questions & make (non-sexual) requests. While you're tuned in, try out my new patented “lickable screen” technology! 8/25, 4 PM ET: stageit.com/misha_collins/…
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This is a gift you don’t have to wrap. (But pre-order right now if you want yours before the holidays, because we may not have printed enough for everyone to get one in time.) The book starts shipping in just 7 days! bit.ly/SomeThingsMC
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
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