1201
Hazel is vicious. Watch this with the sound on. gish.com
1203
Last night, I was lucky enough to have dinner with one of the biggest badasses in America (& one of the greatest champions of women in the military).
Texas-31, vote for @mjhegar!
youtu.be/Zi6v4CYNSIQ
1204
This is a tough one... I'd probably have to say the first athlete I really looked up to when I was a kid--and some of you might be too young to remember him--was Alexander I, son of Amyndas and King of Macedonia. twitter.com/Jason_Shetler/…
1205
Just another day at the office.
Today’s agenda: Cowboy lessons.
roadfood.com/tv
@Ally @GoldPeak @Roadfood123
#RoadfoodTV
1206
A sacrifice to the gods of political rage. (And it's not food waste, because Hazel's boyfriend, Hugh, is a self-proclaimed vegan who loves chickpeas.)
1207
I can't believe it's already been 4 years since the first kids moved into the @jacmelchildren's center. Time flies! Thanks to everyone who helped @RandomActsOrg to build it & all who have helped sustain them since. We couldn't do it without your support. twitter.com/RADestinations…
1208
In Gotham, they excel at communicating tough news in a sensitive, subtle manner.
Watch #CWGothamKnights Tuesday at 9/8C!
1209
Hey, Donny, I had no idea you have such an aversion to balloons! (If we promise to make you feel unwelcome here, will you leave the US, too?) #TrumpBaby businessinsider.com/trump-baby-bli…
1210
Both what? 1) Stand in the mud and 2) make dogs sad? twitter.com/GOP/status/162…
1211
Unlike Bendito the calf, Thomas & Travis were polite & didn’t make pigs of themselves. The kids & I really had fun getting our hands dirty at Loving Farm Animal Sanctuary (lovingfarm.org) for @RandomActsOrg's #RASpark!
randomacts.org/spark/
1212
I’m partnering with my friend @gilesduley to help save 25 family farms in Laos. Will you help me? gish.com/help-25-famili…
1213
Maison experimented with cooking her Halloween candy for long-term storage. The results were... bit.ly/AEClub_HC
#TheAdventurousEaters Club #Halloween
1214
This is incredible!
One of our @GISH scavenger hunt challenges called on players to petition local govt. to rename a racist location to something new; thanks to that effort, now ALL Oregon locations are being reviewed & may be changed to be inclusive. (Nice work, Margo!) twitter.com/LadyFlamenca/s…
1215
He is trying to atone for being mortifyingly treasonous with cowardly, sniveling lies that my 7 year-old wouldn’t try to pass off. This man is President because too many people didn’t vote or didn’t care. Don’t let it happen again. twitter.com/cnn/status/101…
1216
What kind of a screwed-up world are we living in, where someone thanks me for forcing them to throw food at their grandmother? (PS: You're welcome.) twitter.com/glitterinchaos…
1217
Thank you, @staceyabrams, @fairfightaction, & @therealKripke, for giving us an excuse to get the band back together last night — & thanks to the #SPN cast & #SPNFamily for showing up to support the cause. We raised over $256k to fight voter suppression!
secure.actblue.com/donate/superna…
1218
Maison invented her own special recipe for pizza. Since eating it, I have started trauma therapy. bit.ly/AEClub_HC
1219
Every episode, @JMNDesigns gives me a new, more convoluted tie knot for Harvey Dent. I’ll pick 10 random people to follow on Twitter who text me the correct name of this knot (or something that makes me laugh) by midnight. Hint: it's not a Windsor. (323) 405-9939
#GothamKnights
1220
Holy hell, Kam! How’d you pull that off?! twitter.com/kamyb22/status…
1221
No big deal, I've just been texting the President this morning. He didn't tell me not to give out his number (big mistake), so... (302) 404-0880.
PS if you want more pictures of me with the dog text me "Hazel pics" and I'll get right on it. (My number is (323) 405-9939)
1222
Sane, but definitely not “stable.” twitter.com/sebroche/statu…
1223
This president hits new lows so often that rock-bottom has become the new normal... twitter.com/ABC/status/113…
1224
Just a guess, but when the founding fathers wrote about a well-regulated militia and the "right to bear arms", they didn't mean "the right to print out unregistered, undetectable weapons on your 3D printer". #NoRA twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/…
Actor, baker, candlestick maker
Cell: (323)405-9939
he/him