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My arm is not quite long enough to take a selfie of a T-shirt. New @LoudenSwain1 single, #WhatIGotMyselfInto, is out today!
🎵🎶Go listen: lnk.to/WIGMI
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We were going to have our first family gathering since 2019. My dad is vaccinated, but he's 78 and his lungs aren't great and I'm sad to say we decided it was still too risky. I'd rather skip Christmas with my dad than loose my dad. Please be careful. amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/62…
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To help kids and artists in need, I'm giving away something close to my heart... Purchase my tie charm and be automatically entered to win! #Embracelet bit.ly/TheEmbracelet_…
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It’s my book’s launch day & it's #1 on Amazon! I just found it at Target in OH, but supply-chain issues mean some stores haven't stocked it yet—so call ahead & ask your store to set one aside. Amazon & B&N ship today! #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou
bit.ly/MCPoetryAmazon
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A tale of two candidates, from one timeline, one hour apart. One cares about saving his own ass. The other cares about the American people.
For the love of country, please vote.
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We celebrated Passover more than Easter this year. Just hid a couple of eggs. Today maison found fur in the yard and figured it out: “Dad, I know why there were hardly any eggs or chocolates this year. The Easter Bunny was starting to hide them in our yard, then Hazel ate her.”
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Thank you for supporting my book! (Still can't believe it's a @nytimes bestseller!) To say thanks, I'm sending signed lithographs of the penultimate poem to 20 randomly-selected folks who post a pic of the book by 10/24 tagged #SomeThingsIStillCantTellYou. linktr.ee/SomeThingsMC
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It’s time I started looking inward for validation…
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If all it takes to encourage people to vote is getting naked, then I’m gonna do it, too.
#NakedBallots #VOTE
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Do you wake up, eat a cheeseburger, look in the mirror and ask, "Donny T, what's the most evil thing you can do today??" You're happy inform us that you are eliminating housing opportunities for low income families?!
EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE!!! twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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I don’t have time for them either, but I will take all the time in the world to convince you to vote. Talk to me. Why might you not vote in 3 weeks? twitter.com/attn/status/10…
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It suddenly occurs to me that holding a world record in hugging might be a little creepy... twitter.com/GWR/status/121…
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Here are conclusions we can reach, Jeff: Kavanaugh lied under oath, he lost control of his temper, he cried, and he really loves beer. If a candidate did any one of those things in a job interview they wouldn't make it to the second round. twitter.com/RepJeffDuncan/…
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I try to stay upbeat when I'm being interrogated. It throws them off.
📸: @NatalieAbrams
#GothamKnights @TheCW_GothamK
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I'm the guy in front. It looks like i'm looking for my contact lens--only I don't wear contacts. (Chris fell into a crevasse after he took this pic. He couldn't climb out, but then we promised him all the fermented shark he could eat & he turned into winter spiderman.) @iceland twitter.com/chrisschmelke/…
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This is the way to kick off #BlackHistoryMonth — celebrating a true history-making legend in the fight for equality. Congratulations, @staceyabrams! twitter.com/Reuters/status…
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People are always saying I have a “statuesque figure,” but not until today was I brave enough to believe it.
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You know what’s rock & roll? Supporting arts & orphans. 100% of the profits from the charm I designed for #embracelet will go to supporting @Fulcrum_Arts & @jacmelchildren. Get one! bit.ly/TieCharm
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It’s an honor to appear onscreen with a pair of legendary thespians & true professionals... at last. (I’m the one who’s saying “salt”, possibly my most career-memorable moment.) twitter.com/samhighfill/st…
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I stopped to take this “shellfie” while visiting Tangier Island & the Eastern Shore of VA. For pearls of wisdom from the residents, stream this week's @Roadfood123 episode now: roadfood.com/tv/
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This weekend, I’m running the @Amica @SeattleMarathon with #TheBadIdeaTour (a bunch of out-of-shape Supernatural actors) to help fight childhood hunger. Make a tax-deductible donation by this weekend & our team will match your donations up to $100K! BadIdeaTour.com
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Thinking of Mary Oliver today. What will you do with your one wild & precious life?
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Raise a glass to freedom... Rise up & join in to ensure they can never take it away. bit.ly/HamFamMC
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