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Be honest: Do I seem a little clingy to you? shop.gish.com
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Wasn’t trying to scare the kids, but I said, “Guys, some people have been getting sick & if you want to stay healthy, try not to touch ur face too much.”
Maison said, “I don’t know. I pick my nose A LOT & I almost never get sick.”
West said, “I’m gonna go with maison on this.”
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WARNING:This video is for ADULTS ONLY. 18+ ONLY.
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West, my son, knit a scarf from the thick rope Santa gave him for Christmas and it turned my children (and our neighbor child) into white-eyes demons.
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If you are a woman, please don't vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2020. If you are a man, please don't vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2020. If you are a human American, please don't vote for @realDonaldTrump in 2020. This may be our nation's bleakest chapter since slavery. twitter.com/Marisa_Carroll…
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2019 is the year I up my paranoid survivalist game.
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I’m bored and I hate to resort to threats, but if you don’t text me right now to keep me company, I’m going to tell your parents all your secrets. (323) 405-9939
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I hate to be one of those parents who brag about their precocious children, but at just 7 years-old Maison drew this photo-realistic portrait of me drinking a cup of tea. I sat perfectly still for 25 minutes while she worked on it...
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This movie trailer looks compelling, but I’m concerned the lead actor might be damaging his vocal cords. twitter.com/melsedits/stat…
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It's @dicksp8jr's birthday! Not only is he a great, supportive friend, he's ergonomically designed. Happy bday.
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I've been reading my kids "Gmorning, Gnight! little pep talks for me & you" every day. It's a soothing balm & a great reminder to stay focused on optimism even in a sometimes tumultuous world.
Thanks for sending it my way, @Lin_Manuel & @penguinrandom!
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My 7 year-old neighbor, Miles, is fascinated with the fact that I’m on TV. This morning he told his dad, “Misha is famous. He knows Siri. He used to work with her.”
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Congrats to the Ackles & Padalecki clans on your prequel orders! I bet the baby Winchesters & baby Walker are going to be even cuter than baby Yoda. @JensenAckles @DanneelHarris @jarpad @GenPadalecki
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It’s not that he’s blacked out. It’s not that he drank too much in his frat-boy years. It’s that he’s repeatedly lied under oath while applying for the highest judicial office in the world. If Supreme Court justices lie under oath, our judicial system is meaningless. twitter.com/CBSNews/status…
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This morning, Maison (7) helped clean up and an adult friend said she would grant her 3 wishes as payment. Maison said, "I wish for the power of creation. That's all I need. Mom and Dad can have my other two wishes."
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Com’è possibile che il mondo sia andato così alla merda che tanti dei vostri connazionali abbiano eletto dei neo-fascisti? Ho paura sia per l’Italia, che per l’Europa e per tutto il resto del mondo.
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That page is empty, @realDonaldTrump, like your soul. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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I was actually pretending to be asleep... twitter.com/Shoshannah7/st…
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I’ve seen folks say that Kavanaugh is “innocent until proven guilty.” That’d be true, if this was a criminal trial.
It’s not. It’s a job interview—one where integrity is paramount. Assault allegations aside, he STILL lied under oath.
Don’t give a liar the job. #StopKavanaugh
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I don’t want to seem paranoid, but I think our yard is bugged.
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Me, @jarpad, & @JensenAckles are on the cover of @TVGuideMagazine—with 2 different covers to show off our impressive range of emotions! Pick up "giddy sitcom stars" & "who farted?" editions this week!
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Thank you to the only 7 Senators who stood up for our country today instead of siding with a stochastic terrorist who incited violence & cost American lives. Remember their names:
Burr
Cassidy
Collins
Murkowski
Romney
Sasse
Toomey
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Maison just came into the kitchen while I was doing dishes to report that she thinks I’m “the kindest one in the family.” I’m just reporting this in case Vicki is on twitter tonight.
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Over 44% of women over 20 have some form of cardiovascular disease, but not everyone knows CPR and that really makes me see (and wear) red.
Go to heart.org now to learn this life-saving skill! ♥️
#WearRedDay #WearRedandGive
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